Living the dream.| Gunuvi.| Once in a while, I tweet serious things.

Between Venus & Mars
Joined October 2010
Wondering why this exists
POV: You’re a 🇳🇬 National intelligence agency officer stationed in Bamako Mali . your cover says ‘Economic Attaché,’ but your job says otherwise. No guns. No noise. Just intelligence The NIA in Mali.
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Ever since it was used for the apple eater, it became a permanent lingo. The one that annoys me is 'Billionaire kidnapper'!
I get really irritated when I hear people say someone died of cardiac arrest. Cardiac arrest basically means his heart stopped. Everybody dies of cardiac arrest. What caused the heart to stop? Ehn?
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Ki lo n pop?
Please can you see this tweet ?
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Mali
My prediction? One of the Sahelian capitals will fall to Islamic insurgents on or before 2027. I don't think it will be Niger Republic but Mali and Burkina Faso are on my bingo card
We don tay for here o #MonAnniversaireX
Fine Akara Fine groundnut
Is this a stand alone tweet?
Lol, I remember one back and forth between a SAN, his son and one person about ALLEGED influence for Presidential Pardons ALLEGEDLY for a fee.
Agwoturumbe Ihuoma
If you just fry ofada stew in this house, the aroma will rest on everything it touches, for a very long time.
Please Nigerian landlords and Engineers when you hear of self contain this is what it means abeg!!!
I like that you know how (who) to pick fights.
"Better by ....." Stop dreaming.. We're the First and the Best for a reason!
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE, ABUJA PRESS STATEMENT The Federal Ministry of Finance wishes to address recent media reports suggesting that the Federal Government has discontinued the practice of allowing revenue-generating agencies such as the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), the Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC), and the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) to deduct their cost of collection at source. We categorically state that these reports are inaccurate and misleading. At no point during his remarks at the Nigeria Development Update (NDU) programme hosted by the World Bank did the Honourable Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Mr. Wale Edun, announce or imply any change to the existing policy on the cost of collection deductions. For the avoidance of doubt, there has been no policy change regarding the deduction of costs of collection at source by revenue-generating agencies. The current framework remains in effect. What is underway are ongoing policy discussions in line with the directives of His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, to review cost of collection structure. These discussions are part of broader efforts to enhance transparency, efficiency, and value-for-money in public financial management. However, no final decision has been made on this matter. The Ministry assures all stakeholders and the public that revenue operations continue uninterrupted and that any future adjustments will be guided by due process, stakeholder engagement, and clear communication. We urge media organisations to seek clarification from official sources before publishing information that may cause unnecessary confusion. The Ministry appreciates the continued support of Nigerians as we work collectively to build a stronger, more transparent, and sustainable economy. Signed Mohammed Manga, FCAI Director, Information and Public Relations October 8, 2025 finance.gov.ng
This colour combination is enough give away
DISCLAIMER BARRY DONALD The Department of State Services (DSS) hereby alerts members of the public of the activities of one Barry Donald, a dismissed staff. He is reportedly engaging in unscrupulous activities, including using the name of the Service to defraud unsuspecting members of the public. Members of the public are therefore advised to desist from any dealings with him. For requests, enquiries or complaints the Service can be reached on 09088373515 or via email: dsspr@dss.gov.ng
Is the CBN still pushing out coins?
Who named you our nutritionist?
Stop eating after 7 pm
What's the obsession of these idi0ts that are baby watching that social media couple?
Lagos is the ultimate goal of these terrorists and the earlier a fence is built far away from Lagos, the better. And I'm not talking about the physical fence please.
It's interesting that it's the same Delta state where vehicles were impounded today
Breaking: Federal High Court Orders Police to Maintain Status Quo in Tinted Glass Dispute. eonsintelligence.com/details…
Emily Millionaire and Kessingsheen.
Given that from time immemorial, many violent conflicts were caused by issues surrounding land, it is funny to look at a geographical location and call it a 'no man's land'.