SWE at CF. Ex-Meta.

England
Joined August 2009
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they did it again! new @Cloudflare site just dropped 👀 if you're building an AI vibe coding platform or AI agents that needs to execute code, sandboxes enable you to run the untrusted code in a secure, isolated environment 👇
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Tron: Ares is the #1 Movie in the World. Get tickets now and see the film now playing in theaters and IMAX.
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We decided to keep the good vibes going with a new beat from @Cloudflare employee @adamfschwartz
introducing the new Cloudflare ☁️⚡ bold new look, same global speed powering 20% of the internet – yours by default
Genuinely such a beautiful movie
I really loved how the movie started by showing Ares being trained like how we train AI right now, but seen from his perspective. Absolutely peak opening.
Building on Cloudflare just got a new home  → workers.cloudflare.com
The best movie ever created
2 Fast 2 Furious [2003] “The Bridge Jump” Pt. II
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Gold is the dumbest asset ever. There. I said it.
You don't need a hook for your game. Here is what actually sells on Steam. (Thread)
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Let's make hope normal again.
A Minecraft Server running on Cloudflare Containers is here! Fully open source published on GitHub today A stylish management dashboard, embedded minimap and playit plugin included so you can easily play with friends. Automatic backup of the Minecraft world data to Cloudflare R2 You can deploy to your Cloudflare account with a single click from the GitHub repo (link in thread) The repo shows how you can (but you probably shouldn't): Connect Minecraft client to a Cloudflare Container over TCP (Minecraft client-server comms is a custom TCP protocol) Write data performantly from a container to R2 _without using API tokens_ by leveraging the companion Durable Object's R2 binding Bootstrap secure authentication in a Durable Object with set-password-on-first-connect Deploy multiple workers, containers and R2 from a single Cloudflare Workers Build (the Cloudflare docs specifically say this can't be done!) Anyway I hope you'll enjoy these crimes against common sense as much as I have
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Imagine being in a theater in 1999 and seeing this for the first time.
are any of these copyrighted does anyone know @Disney @warnerbros @UniversalPics
I wonder what Sora was trained on
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A few days ago, a new YouTube channel appeared and accused me of a lot of things. In particular, they claimed I had never actually benchmarked Cloudflare and Vercel, and Cloudflare is actually 3x faster at compute. So I built a benchmark to figure out the truth. Vid out now.
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NEW GOP PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED
NEW DNC PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED
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Hey. So, I created this show (before handing it off to an incredibly talented group of writers & animators.) And no one was trying to push anything on viewers. We were just trying to dramatize the full range of human experience, which includes same-sex relationships. That's all.
Unbelievable. Netflix is using a children’s cartoon, Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous, to push same-sex sexual relationships and the LGBTQ agenda. This is the blatant sexual indoctrination of innocent children. Boycott Netflix.
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These two cities having a shared transport system (and an underground network) would be a game changer for the whole United Kingdom imo.
Andy Burnham is the embodiment, perhaps the personification, of the idea that Liverpool and Manchester should be one single mega-city. There will be no scousers, there will no mancs, there will just be Burnhams.
It's as easy as adding the python_workers compat flag and writing some Python Worker code.
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Did you know that you can also run Python code in dynamic workers? Yep. 👇🧵
ok, so. dynamic workers. when LLMs are generating a ton of code, you need something better to run it in. imagine eval, but better. way better. control what's exposed to the env. control outgoing fetches. zero cold start. left: code in a string. right: output. x.com/KentonVarda/status/197…
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On Cloudflare Workers, you often don't notice cold starts. But just in case you do... we cut the rate of cold starts by 10X.
We reduced Cloudflare Workers cold starts by 10x by optimistically routing to servers with already-loaded Workers. Learn how we did it here. cfl.re/42MKeyH #BirthdayWeek