But anyway, the northwest edge of the city is Victory Memorial Parkway, built to honor WWI veterans
Two miles long, 100 yards wide, with a bike path down the middle
On a nice day it's full of people exercising and playing
Reader: there is no Northwest Minneapolis
The city's quadrants are N, NE, SE, S
No one ever says "northwest Minneapolis" because that would be a suburb
This case had one job:
Preserve the video. Show the truth.
Instead?
We got Adobe Premiere. We got “MJCOLE~1.” We got a broken DVR and a midnight cut.
And now we have 2 minutes and 53 seconds missing forever.
Did you know EVERY PLANE secretly carries WEATHER MODIFICATION EQUIPMENT. TOXIC POISONOUS liquids stored in the wings PUMPED from SECRET pipes in the ground. And then when they're flying, they SPEW weather modification gas STRAIGHT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE.