kegan stage -1. male lesbian. aspiring fake polyglot. "tumblr poet-sadboy" -ChatGPT musicpoasts @10chabard admonymous.co/lysander

hardly knowing
Joined October 2024
so what if you can see the darkest side of me no one will ever change this animal i have become
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trad cath is short for traditional catheter
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yeah ok so my safe word is the sad trombone musical cue from the price is right
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Lysander, 9 CHA Bard (trying not to travel arc) retweeted
beat poet with a set of bongos he bought from earthbound trading co: everybody wanna be an outlaw... but nobody's ready to be an inlaw... me off the worst edible i've had in my life: shit,, didnt think about it like that before,,
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when all the sounds in your language suddenly become really shitty to pronounce call that the Great Bowel Shift
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Lysander, 9 CHA Bard (trying not to travel arc) retweeted
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*to the tune of Back in The USSR* 🎶Back On The SSRI!🎶
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contrarian who has low self-esteem because everybody likes him
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tried to order an éclair but i said èclair instead and several members of the académie française broke down the door and beat me to death with various instruments of pâtisserie
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damn girl, are you a veterinarian? cause i could be tricked into letting you fix me
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every time i see a post about how tpot is dying or whatever it really brings into relief that other people have very different ideas of what tpot should be for them i'm just here to make silly jokes with my friends. it's going pretty well i think
TPOT as a culture is starting to crumble. The cracked and based anime PFP types are under-employed. The people telling you "you can just do things" are on year 2 of not doing anything. The pictures of IDE's open on coffee shop tables are nowhere to be found. The "you can learn anything in 2 months" crowd is on month 8-14 of not having learned a thing. The right-wing talking points became too obvious, the edgelord /pol/ jokes became too played out, and the people that followed these people got real jobs where they interacted with trans and foreign folks that... didn't fit the mold that they were told about by that high-follower anime PFP account. More than anything, people saw a culture of "talking about how fast things move" full of people going nowhere, and they got tired of it. Now, TPOT discourse is 80% critique of the dorks that formed it. The culture stagnated, and people moved on.
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look, i'm not saying that i have it worse than homeless people. i'm just saying that if *i* held up a sign that said "i need a fat bitch" there's no WAY any prominent atheists would make a viral tweet about it
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face hell and walk backwards into god
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gonna own that guy who blocked me by buying his book and reading his book and probably really enjoying it
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trying to learn some sounds in other languages kinda makes me want to raise my future children in some kind of fucked-up mishmash language environment designed to give them exposure to as many sounds as possible while their brains are still developing
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who up reading the derived terms of french profanity on wiktionary
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broke: doing mushrooms as therapy woke: going to therapy so you can have a better time on mushrooms
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Lysander, 9 CHA Bard (trying not to travel arc) retweeted
call me an equation the way you’re wrapping me in LaTeX
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WHERE WHERE DO I GET IT
Trying it so you don’t have to: The Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie
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slutty french nouns taking it from both ends
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