Imagine if women didn’t have sweat glands

Best ink pen on the market: pilot G-2 05

…so you can believe me when I say this, #halfmoonempanadas 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I messed around and enjoyed 6 of them…for research purposes

I think I’m most intrigued by your knowing of the chicken head.

You’re looking for bigger than this?

Yall ever tried that microwave omelette maker?

After playing 5 games of basketball after work, I arrived to Pizza Hut at approximately 9:18PM like the Klumps, ready to grub. Not so much as a piece of lettuce in sight. Apparently the items were put up…citing that it was a slow night.