jam maker. rescue cat mom. some days Nancy Drew, others Ramona Quimby. books, #hysteria, producer.

New York
Joined April 2014
as per usual, #hysteria listeners are the best. I got so many apfelstrudel recipes this year and a lovely lady named Cornelia from Germany sent the one that is definitely closest to the recipe Omie used. so grateful!!
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Christina Applegate receives a standing ovation at the #Emmys. bit.ly/3Hhewi2
one of the bravest people I know has become even more brave - @sarasidnerCNN just announced her stage 3 breast cancer on CNN. sending her all the love and good everything ♥️♥️
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This is incredible. A 38-year-old woman who died Sunday from cancer has posthumously helped to erase $14 million in medical debt for other people. huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-med…
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Casey was the most amazing person and has so far raised enough to erase $13 million in medical debt. ❤️
Replying to @caseyrmcintyre
to celebrate my life, I've arranged to buy up others' medical debt and then destroy the debt. I am so lucky to have had access to the best medical care at @MSKCancerCenter and am keenly aware that so many in our country don't have access to good care. bit.ly/CaseysMemorialAndDebt…
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In case you missed it, @AlyssaMastro44's interview with @KellCope was fascinating and emotional and worth hearing
Ohio voted to codify access to abortion in the state Constitution last night. So, why are Republicans so obsessed with women's bodies, even though it is a losing issue for them at the ballot box? @KellCope explains.
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we’re bacccckkk ♥️
Loved seeing @jonfavs, @TVietor08, @danpfeiffer, and @AlyssaMastro44! It’s wonderful to be together in Chicago again, celebrating 15 years since @barackobama’s historic election.
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Hi all, this is Ady’s wife, Rachael. I’m devastated to share the news that Ady has died from complications of ALS. You probably knew Ady as a healthcare activist. But more importantly he was a wonderful dad and my life partner for 18 years. [1/4]
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Tonight in Maine, more people were killed by one man with a gun than in the entire last year in the state. If you haven’t been impacted yet by gun violence, God bless you. But sadly it’s coming - to your state, community, school. sunjournal.com/2023/10/16/fb…
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Advice from a former daily news podcast host: Breaking news is subject to change, often misreported, and is sometimes cleared up after a few hours or days. *You* don’t have to be a breaking news source. It’s also better for your blood pressure.
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I definitely had Pete Davidson is the right man to comment on the moment on my bingo card. You’ll just have to trust me.
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Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen. Take some personal responsibility for the fact that your party is a chaos factory. You asked for a GOP majority, and this is what we get with one. If you want Dems to bail you out so badly, try talking. Line’s open! 📞
Patriots? You voted with Matt Gaetz to burn the house down. Just stop.
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what if the only way to stand up for yourself, is to stand up to yourself? this anti-bullying month, let’s all take a closer look at the kind of bully we rarely stand up to. ... Learn more about how to deal with negative self-talk at StandUpToYourself.com #StandUpToYourself
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We lost a living legend and one of the greatest drummers to ever represent New Orleans. Russell Batiste was a singular talent, one of the funkiest drummers to ever live. I’m stunned and saddened. This loss is felt in reverberation across the globe. Rest in your rhythm, Russell.
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@AlyssaMastro44 My students are learning about the use of water. I have planned activities and experiments with water. As a fun experiment, I would love to make fake snow for students to play with at the end of the unit. Could you please help us with a RT? amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3U…
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Looking for someone to watch tonight's Republican primary debate with? Subscribe to Friends of the Pod and join our Discord where we can laugh and cry together. crooked.com/friends
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The details of the new Writers Guild contract are out. We won: • Success-based residuals • Strong limitations on A.I. • Minimum writers room staffing • Guaranteed compensation and 13-week minimums for Comedy/Variety writers in streaming (cont) wgacontract2023.org/the-camp…
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New episode of my podcast Choice Words is out now w/ @AlyssaMastro44! We chat all about trading in the White House for HGTV marathons, jam making, Spanx-free living, and how averaging only two hours of sleep a night will drive you to make some new choices. lemonadamedia.com/show/choic…
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@AlyssaMastro44 Hi! We are a Title 1 kindergarten ESL classroom in need! Can you please RT to help us gain exposure? We are implementing SOR, a new reading program, and need resources. You could make a huge difference in our world! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/10…
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Give Money, Not Stuff for the survivors of the #MauiFire good info from The Obama Foundation on local and national organizations active in the response and recovery that can use your help.
Devastating wildfires have nearly destroyed the city of Lāhainā, and taken a gut-wrenching toll—both human and cultural. If you’re wondering how you can help, no matter where you are, we’ve put together a list of organizations providing urgent relief and essential services to the people affected by this disaster. obama.org/discover/stories/t…
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