The Kenya Police has now become a rogue force that kills people after abducting them, and then they give us the dumbest explanation of the death. This can't go on. Murkomen and the IG MUST GO. Have we turned into a police state? Did I miss the memo?

My patience is quickly running out with Arne Slot. Get your ducks in a row or fuck off. We can't afford to lose any more games. Not any more. You have the players, deploy them correctly and bench Mo and Ibra, and for crying out loud, start playing Ciesa. Your honeymoon is over.

Gakpooooo... Get in there, lads. Let's get the 3 points. COYR YNWA ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

Diogo Jota. Rest in Peace. YNWA

Thank you @Mo_IbrahimFdn for speaking Truth to Power @SuluhuSamia treats even us activists and journalists in inhumane way Tell @MaEllenSirleaf to walk back her praise of her “sister” , Samia has brought nothing but SHAME to women leadership Mzee Mo Ibrahim naye kachana mkeka! Huyu Mama yenu kwisha habari! Mi niliwaambia lakini ajiandae na mwisho mzuri mkataka kuniteka 🙄 Eniwei #TutaelewanaTu

Tanzanian politicians and parliament has, in the last few days, spent lots of time and energy bashing Kenya and Kenyans. Tells you we touched a raw nerve. Na bado. We are yet to piss you off even more. By the time we are done with you, you'll wish you had been aborted.

The blissful silence on our timeliness is sponsored by Tottenham FC. Congratulations for giving the rest of humanity breathing space. 😂😂😂

Let's take a moment to laugh at Arsenal 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

Na wamelimwa. 😂😂 Netflix FC continues next season. Another trophyless season. A totally useless team. Big mouth is all their supporters have.

Luwere mu Chambions Lik luwere... Niliwaambia mtalimwa tu. Na mtamaliza season bila okombe. Ata ya Chai. Na mnaelekea kumalizia season premier league in position 4 or 5. Talk of bottling even a useless position as 2nd. Arteta a najua tu kuongelelea ushindi wa Liverpool. Useless.

Even a US president was hit by a shoe and the world didn't stop.

No charisma. No fashion sense (hear some fool retort politics isn't a fashion show) You'll be surprised at how much pull it has in getting you votes. It's all perception. This guy just ain't got it. And his past as a minister for internal security will catch up with him. Uyu tawe

Netflix FC's runner-up position is threatened. With their three loses, a draw and one win in their last 5 games, position 2 is sleeping away. Noise is their forte.

Rulitandikwa 😂😂😂 Netflix. Next season episode 23

Largest social media engagement ever in football worldwide. We are Liverpool and we are the best. YNWA ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

Nilisema rutalimwa tu. Netflix FC is a mid table team masquerading as a top flight team. Ata kule Paris rutalimwa tu. 😂😂😂

medical attention when results were announced and he had a paltry figure to recon with. Political jokers are as many as political fools.

Poor Matiang'i. He should have learnt from Simeon Nyachae that crowds don't translate onto votes. Nyachar was mesmerised by huge crowds yo the point of naming his party FORD People with the slogan "Watu, wengi... Wengi, sana..." Poor chap had to be rushed to London for

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We win. Well-done Liverpool. YNWA ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ. One cup down. Three to go.