I protest social media by joining it

Colorado
Joined December 2012
In regard to the very serious issues facing our coutry I’d like to chime in. It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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What do Poseidon and copying have in common? They both ctrl the C
Buddha’s was cool, but Edison’s enlightenment has been much more practical
Andy Goffredi retweeted
“Catch Me On The Can” starring Leofarto DiCraprio
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One month back in employment, and every slight sound I hear through the walls sounds like I’m being called on Microsoft Teams.
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Y'all ever been given a raise and laid off in the same month? Should've kept my receipts 🥲
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Whatever Twitter had, X gon' give it to ya
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Watched Remember the Titans for the first time last night, realized 3/4s of the way through I’d already seen it. The title proposed a simple task that was too much for me.
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I put the chip in Chipotle Then I eat it
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Happy holidays to everyone except people who think they’re too good for the Olive Garden
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My lady keeps the place so clean that when she asks me to clean something I just hide there for 10 minutes and she always thinks it’s sparkling after
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Russell Stover’s warehouses are all on streets named after their candy. Name a bigger flex than changing the name of a street from Jefferson Blvd to Pecan Delight Avenue
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“There’s an entire Olivia Rodrigo album I can’t listen to because it reminds me of what your ex is probably going through.” - my girlfriend the empath
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Why is it Sea Gull instead of Seagle. Or Why is it Eagle instead of E Gull
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Can I see this damn groundhog’s credentials?
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c u l8r 🐊 after a while 🐊
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Andy Goffredi retweeted
Melee > Ultimate
Do you celebrate Christmas? “Well I’m Jewish but my wife was raised capitalist so we celebrate it”
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I'm genuinely convinced there's only 5 actual meteorologists just trickling down the forecast
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As a meteorologist, how do you resist the urge to just check the weather app and say you arrived at the same conclusions?
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There’s a strong correlation between kids that eat their boogers and kids being picky eaters, think about it
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