Not to be confused with my brother Baron Zemo. I'm all about '90s clear malt liquor.
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Sometimes you forget about the LA miracle that is Bob Hope Airport. No traffic. No lines. Chill TSA.
"Should I take off my belt?"
"Nah, you look all right to me, go for it."
I know I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Imagine going to j d vance's house and trying to figure out where to sit based on which couch you think he didn't fuck?
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I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they will call that racist.
I'm assuming DJT references Hannibal Lecter in every speech because one of his benefactors demanded it as a sign of deference.
So here's my "What if Norm MacDonald was hosting Weekend Update this Saturday" script. Written for @DavidSpade in mind. @SNLUpdate feel free to poach this.
dropbox.com/scl/fi/w1ijn2ksi…
Lil Tatum O'Neal should show up in that Trump Bible commercial and say, "Wait daddy, those are the deluxe bibles! They're $99.95!"
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I've actually had people tell me these aren't real and I made them for internet points. They've clearly ignored the good practice of fact checking! I would NEVER make something like that up for internet points.
Anyway, here's another one I found.
My pitch: Beatles movies, but done in the What If universe, narrated by The Watcher. Like, What If Clapton replaced George Harrison, kinda stuff
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Apparently Elon Musk permanently suspended the user below for the tweet below, and did so on the grounds that comedy is not legal on Twitter when the butt of the joke is Musk himself.
So I propose a minor act of harmless Twitter disobedience: RETWEET the hell out of this image.
