polymarket traders filing their annual income to IRS be like: annual income breakdown: 59% - "Yes" on Israel to strike Gaza 17% - "Yes" some genocide of some exotic population 24% - "No" on Zielinski wearing a suit

Nov 7, 2025 · 4:30 AM UTC

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"made 30% from @wandly_xyz arbitrage "
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“Source of income?” — “World events.”
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All in on yes below 50% on Jesus appearing before GTA VI
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what is this “$2m to temporarily pump Cuomo to 20%” thing?
how much does it cost to move the nyc mayoral market? if you tried to push cuomo’s odds higher to 20% polymarket – buy cuomo yes to 20¢ → $78k – buy mamdani no → $567k kalshi – buy cuomo yes → $381k – buy mamdani no → $1.19m total: about $2.22m in combined order book depth
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Hilarious 😆
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Lmaooooo
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😭
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Lmaoooooooo
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When your 1099 doubles as a moral crisis
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Just hedge yourself with a “will I get audited” market
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LMEOW I hadn’t even thought of taxes bro that shit is finna b hilarious
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hello sir does polymarket issue 1099s asking for a friend
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polymarket p&l is the only tax document where your accountant has to google half the line items
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lol I should try polymarket
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Polymarket is like a drug tbh
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Please tell me the IRS does conscience audits now
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20% - "Yes" on CL207 wins tank auction
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Wild breakdown but makes sense honestly
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Polymarket tax season hits different
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Brian Armstrong 2% - “yes” on me saying a bunch of words which I then said
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I can imagine this
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🤣🤣🤣
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20% - Trump saying the N word
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5% from trump saying nigga
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"hello, we are auditing you because your 8949 claims you sold 1000 of something called 'yescuomo' for a total of zero dollars"
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The point of polymarket is there is no kyc so i pay 0 taxes
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Zielinski mentioned
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...and that are not even the worst prediction items 🫠
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who said anyone is filling?
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not as bad as my racist memes past year
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@TheNFTCPA changing to @thePredictorCPA after this tweet.