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I've had multiple people in DisX question my journalistic credentials, this is uncalled for. Read this degree and weep trolls!
My honest thoughts about this attraction is it is amazing and one of the best things Imagineering has ever created! Bookmark this!
Remember that Encanto was FOTM for two reasons:
1) The Bruno Song
2) It was the only decent Disney film in years
The Bruno song won’t be in the ride as it was in the film “for story reasons”, and nobody cares about point 2 in 2025/26/whenever it opens.
The Encanto ride will be another “welcome to the party” BS ride that only appeals to parasocial Disney adults. Not children. Not families. Not actual Disney fans. It’s for the people that visit the park everyday to blog about the new cupcake. Hope that’s a sustainable business model Bob! Though I’m sure you don’t really care since you’ll be gone in a year.
Keep this Epic Universe hate coming, with my arch nemesis gone forever, there is nobody left to defend this trash theme park!
The express to standby ratio at Battle at the Ministry is horrendous!
I understand the need to profit, but prioritizing express pass on a ride that is already operating at reduced capacity is absolutely horrendous guest service!
Do better! @UniversalORL
This is getting out of hand, people need to show some respect and pass away at other theme parks. Disney is sacred ground
I missed my calling, nobody would have ever been able to tackle me if I played football!
Wow, wow, wow!!!
In what might be the best HSFB play of the season, @WPFOOTBALLTWBAI’s Akeem Davis picks off the pass, AND WOULD NOT BE DENIED! #wvprepfb
Pick six. Patriots win 63-40. @WTOV9 @OVAC_One @OhioValleyPreps @espn @SportsCenter
WDW going cashless! Won't impact me as my cult members always pay for their clout chasing membership with credit cards!
Now you can't call me out when I park in handicapped spots using my mom's expired placard ever again...
Sea World > Epic Universe , change my mind!
United Parks & Resorts is ready to expand in Orlando.
CEO Marc Swanson just now on the company's quarterly earnings call:
"We own over 2,000 acres of valuable real estate in desirable locations, including approximately 400 acres of undeveloped land adjacent to our parks, including significant developable land in Orlando. We do not believe that the public markets have or are appropriately giving credit to these attractive and valuable, 100% owned real-estate assets."
Swanson previously shared these same remarks word for word last summer. Our analysis: buff.ly/IzU4ZNh
If you are thinking what I am thinking and wanting to use it for a replacement Yeti for a certain Animal Kingdom attraction, I got you fam.... Well my Patreons got you....
I love how us shills are doing everything we can to prop up this attraction...
