I make small crouching men. Men crouching. Small men. I’m probably on other app too linktr.ee/crabcreatures . No NFTs. No AI.
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I was recently bitten by some kind of insect and I inherited all of its memories. I miss my hundreds of insectoid brothers and sisters.
Also me on other website.
Today is Sophie’s birthday. We invited all her friends and grilled hamburgers but no one turned up. Even her favourite cigarettes can’t cheer her up.
Miguel, I’m sorry I hit you in the head with that hammer. I don’t know why I did it. I really care about you. Please come home.
Biggly smashed all the stray cats in the alley, causing the rat population to grow uncontrollably. So begins our joint business venture as rat milkers.
Brian kept saying “I am walking over here” in an unacceptable Italian-American accent, so I cast the fungus spell on him. The fungus spell is quickly becoming one of my top 5 spells.
Credit to Najash on Sketchfab for the beautiful grub model base 🖤
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Annabelle more than doubled her milk quota. In order to prevent wastage, each of my followers may take one large sip from the communal milk through. You cannot refuse the sip.
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Remnants Statue of the Oink Lord. 3DModel by CrabCreatures (Twitter/3DCults), painted by me. Wanted to do something quick and fun
I caught Hogly doing what the youths describe as the “Fent Lean”. I don’t know what that means but I hit him with a stick anyway. I am sick of these children and their new trends.
I must have whipped about 9 of these things to death with my belt just this morning. They weren’t bothering me but they are probably evil because I currently do not feel any remorse.
Blasted creature sprayed me with the poison ink. Vile little squid. Rancid little sea slug. Naturally, I am very upset.
Dillon has finally started to shed his mortal shell. As per tradition, his skin will be consumed by his younger siblings so that they, too, might grow strong and sprout ☺️.
Paul is becoming more silly each day. Yesterday he pulled out of our driveway in his Ford Taurus and didn’t even realise he had reversed over my infant son.
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I've had this set aside for a while but I'm finally starting on this dubious creature @CrabCreatures
All jokes aside, thank you all for your support over the past few days. I can’t express how much it’s helped and I can’t thank you all enough. I hope I’m in a position to at least pay it forward soon ❤️
You have all been so very kind me. To thank you all, I will be releasing Boris for 12 hours. During this time, you may each pick a child for Boris to hunt and destroy ☺️.
I hate making serious posts but I’m in a bit of a pickle and it can’t hurt to ask.
Please know I won’t be making a habit of posting like this, and I’ll be back to my regular content soon!
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Maurice ate two dozen oysters at the seafood buffet and threw up on the carpet. We both refuse to clean it up. It is festering.
