In the spirit of The Daily Show, I bet Trump set off a bomb on the floor of the Pacific Ocean to start drilling for oil only to have set off an earthquake instead. Next he'll be selling "Trump Tsunami Preparedness Kits"! Ha ha! Just in the spirit of fun!
Due to a massive earthquake that occurred in the Pacific Ocean, a Tsunami Warning is in effect for those living in Hawaii. A Tsunami Watch is in effect for Alaska and the Pacific Coast of the United States. Japan is also in the way. Please visit tsunami.gov/ for the latest information. STAY STRONG AND STAY SAFE!

Jul 31, 2025 · 12:34 PM UTC

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Replying to @Craig__Goldy
Any investor can do stock hedging. It takes someone playing 3D chess to create a natural disaster hedge to make money. 😆