Are you tired of winning yet? Have you said thank you once? $SLAP 🫱

$NQ wtf Are u doing with me LE $NQ be-Oh yeah… totally normal day in the markets. 🤷‍♂️ At 10:57 AM ET, Trump tweets a ‘massive increase’ in tariffs on China. By 11:00 AM — literally 3 minutes later — the S&P 500 just casually decided to delete $700 BILLION like it was an unwanted text message. 📉💨 But hey, remember… ‘The markets are stable.’ Yeah, sure buddy. Stable like my Wi-Fi during a thunderstorm. 💀 📶” is that perfect