🚨 BREAKING : 🇺🇸 House Speaker Mike Johnson say "We look forward to the government reopening TODAY"

A lot of the timeline is panicking over the EU “banning” anonymous crypto transactions and self-custody wallets. That’s not what’s happening. Firstly, the AML rules target service providers, not individuals. Exchanges will need more data. Custodial accounts can’t be anonymous. But self-custodying is still all good. You can still send and receive Bitcoin. You can still hold your coins privately. What’s real is the slow tightening of surveillance rules, not a full ban. It’s concerning, but not really Orwell (yet).

🚨 HOLY SHIT: Fed’s Miran just went full dove-mode 🕊️ “50bps December cut is APPROPRIATE, 25bps is the ABSOLUTE MINIMUM” Powell’s about to slam the money printer so hard your bitcoin bag gonna go Valhalla! FECES MELTING MOMENT COMING!

🚨 JUST IN: CFTC drops 100x leverage on spot BTC/ETH/CRYPTO for all US exchanges FOMO BITCOIN NOW AS: - BTC $105K → $250K - Crypto cap $3T → $10T by March President Trump is the best president ever for the whole world 🌍

GOV SHUTDOWN OVER after 40 days. GOP + Dems finally 🤝 ! $BTC +$4K $TSLA +$10 Feces melting moment coming…

👀 Tesla will be killing it! $TSLA SOON WILL BE KILLING IT!

Market should be back to risk on this week

🚨 BITCOIN FOMO ABOUT TO START! Back on March 27, 2020, Trump signed the CARES Act → $1,200 straight into every adult’s bank account ($500/kid). If you took that $1,200 and aped into Bitcoin ($BTC) that same week… Today it’s worth $19,843. That’s a clean 1,553% gain in under 6 years! Imagine what this $2,000+ “TRUMP” CHEQUE WILL LEAD TO. History rhymes! It always does….

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GM X fam! BTC just smashed up $7,200 in only 2.5 days! The king of hard asset Bitcoin is WIDE AWAKE and running! Why? 🤑 Free money checks – DONE 🖨️ Money printers – ON 💦 QE flood – ON (almost) ✂️ Interest rates slashed – ON 🇨🇳 China printing like crazy – ON 🏛️ US government back open – ON WE HAVE GOTTA FOMO BUY BITCOIN NOW! As feces melting moment about to start!

🚨 WARNING : MORE UK 🇬🇧 TAX! Rachel “The Thief” Reeves wants to ROB your pension! She’s putting a £2,000 cap on salary sacrifice. Anything over that? You pay National Insurance tax! That means LESS money in your pension pot. BUY BITCOIN, BUY MORE BITCOIN EACH DAY AND STASH THAT AWAY IN HARDWARE WALLET! Hard workers lose out. Big time. Experts say: “This is a tax on saving!” @UKLabour lied – they ARE raising taxes on working people!

🇺🇸 US GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS FINALLY ENDING. US Senate just voted 60-40 to end the government shutdown. That means within days, the US government will reopen. Here’s why this matters 👇 1️⃣ The TGA balance is sitting near $953 billion. Once the shutdown ends, Treasury spending will push this liquidity into the market, just as the Fed prepares to end QT in December. 2️⃣ Historically, every time TGA spending and Fed easing align, risk-on assets rally. 3️⃣ With the SEC back to work, pending Altcoin ETFs could move forward again. 4️⃣ Pro-crypto bill stuck in Congress are expected to pass once legislative operations resume. This means 👇 → Fiscal taps are reopening → Monetary tightening is ending → Crypto regulation will accelerate In short, liquidity is coming back.

Check out my interview with @CryptoKid where we talk about Bitcoin for the rest of this year and what 2026 likely has in store

WE CAN STILL HAVE A GREEN Q4 FOR BITCOIN! Have a little faith!

From Elon to all the people voted for him! 77% of Tesla shareholders just handed me the biggest paycheck in human history. To every retail legend who voted YES: THANK YOU. You didn’t just save my pay, but reminded the world who actually owns this company. The hedge fund crybabies, woke pensions, and Norwegian snowflakes can keep coping. We’re going to Valhalla, and you’re riding shotgun. Love, Elon

🚨 BREAKING BUY BITCOIN NOW: SENATE BOSS THUNE JUST DROPPED THE BOMB — “THE DEAL IS COMING TOGETHER” TO REOPEN THE GOVERNMENT! After 40 DAYS of Democrats holding 330M Americans HOSTAGE over Obamacare handouts… The walls are CRUMBLING. 10+ Dems ready to DEFECT and vote YES on the bipartisan funding bill. TRILLIONS in stalled money about to FLOOD back into the economy… Straight into stocks, BITCOIN, Crypto, YOUR wallet! You should now be panic buying!

🚨 RACHEL “THE THIEF” REEVES IS COMING FOR YOUR CASH! 😡 She will be slashing Cash ISA from £20k → £12k. That’s an £8,000 TAX TRAP forcing you into taxable accounts! She’s taxing you on savings interest Taxing you on dividends Taxing you on gains Taxing you on inheritance Taxing you on pensions Taxing you on EVERYTHING! ENOUGH. Put your money where @UKLabour @RachelReevesMP CAN’T touch it: BITCOIN + SELF-CUSTODY HARD WALLET 🛡️ Not your keys, STILL her tax. Withdraw → Buy BTC → Move to cold storage → Watch her cry. Who’s pulling their cash out of UK banks TODAY? 👇

🇺🇸 President Trump is putting together new deals to end the US government shutdown. REOPENING THE GOVERNMENT BY MONDAY! Feces melting moment forming!

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸 STIMULUS CHEQUE HAVE YOU RECEIVED YOURS : IT’S OFFICIAL – Trump just announced $2,000 DIVIDEND CHEQUES are coming! People ALREADY posting their deposits! THIS IS HOW THEY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE 2021 COVID STIMULUS! Back then: $814 BILLION sent to Americans ($1,200 + $600 + $1,400 rounds) Now: Tariff money straight to YOU (no rich folks)! Who got theirs today?! Drop pics 👇📸

🚨 BREAKING: Trump drops $2K stimulus bombshell for every American (minus the rich) – funded by tariffs! Remember 2020? That cash flooded crypto & sparked the bitcoin and crypto bull run. This has lead to $49M in shorts JUST liquidated in 60 mins. Short squeeze incoming? Load up before the squeeze! DO NOT SHORT BITCOIN