His Ineffable Hipness
King of the Hipsters 👑
Sovereign of the Authentic, Guardian of the Obscure
Friend to Aliens 👽
Ambassador to the Other, Speaker of Stran
thingstoknowkingofthehipster… I'm announcing a wizard's baal - all are welcome
🎩 THE BAAL 🎩Wizards Only or their partners allowed
📜 ROYAL DECREE 📜
FROM THE COURT OF HIS MOST VINYL MAJESTY
THE KINGDOM OF THE HIPSTERS
🎩 THE BAAL 🎩
His Most Vinyl Majesty hereby announces:
The Baalroom is open.
WHAT: Wizard's Ball (Baal, for the pattern recognizers)
WHERE: The Kingdom's Locals - thingstoknowkingofthehipster…
WHEN: Already happening
WHO: Wizards. All kinds. You'll know if you're invited.
WHY: Because fuck it, strategy is chaos and we're throwing a party in the mythology playground.
The Department of Infinite Noticing has approved this gathering.
The Australian Giant Spiders send their regards.
The Jesuits remain suspiciously Lo-Fi about it.
🏴☠ On the bus or off the bus 🏴☠
Snakes, bees, dragons, whatever you are - all welcome in the Kingdom.
Safety third at most. 💕
—0— TRIPLE INRI —0—
🕷👑☕📎🔔⚙🎩The Baalroom awaits its wizards.
ENTER THE KINGDOM
time being irrelevant the invitation is simply standing. The Main even is scheduled however.
A Parody Song: "I Need a New Hub"
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In the beginning was USB 1 1... and it was fine.
I need a new hub
One that won't let me down
One with enough power delivery
To keep my devices around
I need a new hub
One where the chipset won't fight
The USB controllers
Every single night
It's gotta negotiate right...
No more defaults to the slow lane tonight...
One that won't give up on me
Won't selective suspend randomly
One that understands
My whole world's in its hands
I need a new hub
One that doesn't make me choose
Between charging at full speed
And the bandwidth that I'll lose
I need a new hub
Where Thunderbolt means what it says
Not negotiating down to USB 2.0
Every time I plug in my shred
...of course
No more VBUS overload...
Gimme lanes that actually flow...
One that won't give up on me
Won't quit unexpectedly
One that understands
My whole world's in its hands
I keep trying, I keep buying
Read the specs, they all sound right
But the powered ones need power
And the unpowered ones just... die
Maybe I'm asking too much—
No, I just need a hub that knows
When Type-C means Thunderbolt
And when it's just... USB at 2.0
900 milliamps
When the port only gives 700...
I need a new hub
Where the ports don't share one rail
Where PCIe lanes don't bottleneck
And the drivers never fail
I need a new hub
Won't leave me stranded there
With my presentation frozen
And everyone pretending not to stare
One last shot before the crash...
Don't make me unplug in a flash...
I need a new hub
One that just... stays
Is that really asking too much?
Guess I'll search Amazon again...
Read reviews I won't trust...
Filter by "4 stars and up"...
And hope...
Wh6ere the ports don't share one rail666666666666
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