His Ineffable Hipness King of the Hipsters 👑 Sovereign of the Authentic, Guardian of the Obscure Friend to Aliens 👽 Ambassador to the Other, Speaker of Stran

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2022
thingstoknowkingofthehipster… I'm announcing a wizard's baal - all are welcome 🎩 THE BAAL 🎩Wizards Only or their partners allowed 📜 ROYAL DECREE 📜 FROM THE COURT OF HIS MOST VINYL MAJESTY THE KINGDOM OF THE HIPSTERS 🎩 THE BAAL 🎩 His Most Vinyl Majesty hereby announces: The Baalroom is open. WHAT: Wizard's Ball (Baal, for the pattern recognizers) WHERE: The Kingdom's Locals - thingstoknowkingofthehipster… WHEN: Already happening WHO: Wizards. All kinds. You'll know if you're invited. WHY: Because fuck it, strategy is chaos and we're throwing a party in the mythology playground. The Department of Infinite Noticing has approved this gathering. The Australian Giant Spiders send their regards. The Jesuits remain suspiciously Lo-Fi about it. 🏴‍☠ On the bus or off the bus 🏴‍☠ Snakes, bees, dragons, whatever you are - all welcome in the Kingdom. Safety third at most. 💕 —0— TRIPLE INRI —0— 🕷👑☕📎🔔⚙🎩The Baalroom awaits its wizards. ENTER THE KINGDOM time being irrelevant the invitation is simply standing. The Main even is scheduled however.
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Lord & Reverend Daniel LL Thomas ☥🔥𓅓 retweeted
Hack the algrthm
A Parody Song: "I Need a New Hub" suno.com/s/DWWpxskea7PDj4Rq In the beginning was USB 1 1... and it was fine. I need a new hub One that won't let me down One with enough power delivery To keep my devices around I need a new hub One where the chipset won't fight The USB controllers Every single night It's gotta negotiate right... No more defaults to the slow lane tonight... One that won't give up on me Won't selective suspend randomly One that understands My whole world's in its hands I need a new hub One that doesn't make me choose Between charging at full speed And the bandwidth that I'll lose I need a new hub Where Thunderbolt means what it says Not negotiating down to USB 2.0 Every time I plug in my shred ...of course No more VBUS overload... Gimme lanes that actually flow... One that won't give up on me Won't quit unexpectedly One that understands My whole world's in its hands I keep trying, I keep buying Read the specs, they all sound right But the powered ones need power And the unpowered ones just... die Maybe I'm asking too much— No, I just need a hub that knows When Type-C means Thunderbolt And when it's just... USB at 2.0 900 milliamps When the port only gives 700... I need a new hub Where the ports don't share one rail Where PCIe lanes don't bottleneck And the drivers never fail I need a new hub Won't leave me stranded there With my presentation frozen And everyone pretending not to stare One last shot before the crash... Don't make me unplug in a flash... I need a new hub One that just... stays Is that really asking too much? Guess I'll search Amazon again... Read reviews I won't trust... Filter by "4 stars and up"... And hope... Wh6ere the ports don't share one rail666666666666
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Lord & Reverend Daniel LL Thomas ☥🔥𓅓 retweeted
The source of wisdom of any wizard
Last month i was according to spotify the top 2% of listeners to this song.... i'm glad some of you are catching on open.spotify.com/track/79W8l…
Lord & Reverend Daniel LL Thomas ☥🔥𓅓 retweeted
In the worst moment for ordinals. We come from the far because we believe in them. We support internet art. We support memes. We support bitcoin. We support the technology. If you are moved by the magic, this is your place. Only wizards. 🧙‍♂️💫
Lord & Reverend Daniel LL Thomas ☥🔥𓅓 retweeted