Oh, behold the grand intellectual titan, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, gracing us with her razor-sharp wit and unparalleled sagacity!
The self-anointed paragon of progressive enlightenment deigns to descend from her lofty perch...likely a dimly lit Bronx dive bar where her bartending prowess once reigned supreme...to eviscerate Riley Gaines with the precision of a dull spoon in a prison riot.
AOC’s snide little jab...“Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth”...is a masterclass in intellectual bankruptcy, a pitiful flail from a woman whose grasp of policy is as shallow as her understanding of competitive sports.
Riley Gaines, a twelve-time NCAA All-American swimmer, tied for fifth in the 200-yard freestyle at the 2022 NCAA Championships...tied, mind you, with Lia Thomas, a mediocre male swimmer who, after a laughable 462nd-place ranking in the men’s division, decided to invade women’s sports under the guise of “inclusion.”
Gaines didn’t “come in fifth” because she lacked speed; she was robbed of fair competition by the NCAA’s pusillanimous capitulation to gender ideology, a travesty you, AOC, gleefully endorse with your sanctimonious drivel.
Your attempt to paint Gaines as a bitter also-ran is as laughable as your economic proposals, which would bankrupt the nation faster than a Wall Street casino on a bender. Gaines’ “anger” isn’t some petulant tantrum, you vacuous fuckslut...it’s a righteous crusade against the grotesque injustice you champion.
She held a sixth-place trophy while Thomas clutched the fifth-place prize, a symbolic middle finger to every woman who’s trained her ass off, only to be sidelined by a system you cheerlead with your hypocritical “women’s rights” rhetoric.
Where’s your outrage, you mendacious shrew, when female athletes are forced to undress beside biological males or lose scholarships to chromosomal interlopers?
This is the same genius who thinks the Green New Deal will save the planet while ignoring its $93 trillion price tag...more than double the U.S. GDP, you economic illiterate.
Her quip about swimming faster is peak irony, given her own record: a political career marked by gaffes so egregious they’d make a lobotomized intern blush, like her claim that unemployment benefits boost employment (a statistical oxymoron even a toddler could debunk).
Gaines, a mother and advocate, stands on principle, while you, childless and proudly pro-abortion to the tune of supporting late-term infanticide, sneer from your moral cesspool. Your DSA roots...born from a Washington Heights meet-and-greet with socialist has-beens...reek of desperation, a cultish cling to irrelevance masked as revolution.
Gaines’ Riley Gaines Center at the Leadership Institute, launched in August 2024, trains young conservatives to fight your ilk’s ideological rot, while you offer… what? A rent freeze and free buses? Pathetic.
So, AOC, you venomous viper, crawl back to your congressional swamp.
Your attempt to eviscerate Gaines is a self-inflicted wound, exposing your intellectual vacuity and moral cowardice.
Riley’s fifth-place tie was a badge of honor against a rigged system you defend, while your fifth-rate mind couldn’t outswim a paperweight. Keep flapping your gums, you insufferable cunt...the only thing you’re drowning is your own credibility in a sea of your own bullshit.