Keyboard-Cowboy & Samurai. Head of IT Infra & Services. c3noc. Interested in DDoS & Security. You wanna meet the real me now? @dercraig@infosec.exchange
If you need one book about DDoS, this is it:
"DDoS: Understanding Real-Life Attacks and Mitigation Strategies" by @DerCraig- one of the most comprehensive resources we’ve seen on the topic in the past decade.
Grab your copy: eu1.hubs.ly/H0kYzj_0
THC exposes Pavel Durov for LYING. Discloses undocumented FSB-style data exfiltration API in TELEGRAM. Don't #FreePavel - keep him locked up.
blog.thc.org/keep-pavel-duro…
Did ya'll know that TCP syncookies support TCP SACK and WScale since 2008? It's often incorrectly mentioned that they prevent using them and degrade TCP severely. Not true! git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux…#ddos#linux
CentOS 7 is the real security hero this week! 💪
✅ cURL too old for CVE-2023-38545
✅ glibc too old for CVE-2023-4911 / Looney Tunables
✅ httpd too old for CVE-2023-44487 or any HTTP/2 support
I'm impressed with the Qualys security research team. Not only because they are clearly talented and have an impressive portfolio of high-impact findings - but because in an era of vanity domains and logos for bugs, they're keeping the 1990s research aesthetics alive.
Are you also tired from teams stealing flags or organizers stealing 0days from organizers in CTFs?
Then you should play CCCamp CTF 2023, organized by ALLES!!
The original, without monitoring!
We still haven't implemented any :)
More info coming soon!
You can’t make this shit up.
Sophos sales: if the ransomware’d hospital had use Sophos it wouldn’t have happened.
Hospital CIO: well we *do* use Sophos.
I need to express my love for @HAProxy once more, it's just the best software I ever worked with and still work with.
It's robust lightweight and it feels like it can do everything :D.
Rebranding Linode as “Akamai Connected Cloud” is just replacing words with dumber words until and unless @Akamai replaces @linode’s API with a surly hungover 22-year-old named Jason making changes via ServiceNow helpdesk tickets.
I asked ChatGPT to write a diss track against Blue Teamer 😭 :
Verse 1
You're a CERT analyst, trying to defend
But your tactics are just pretend
You sit behind a screen all day
But you can't handle the hack when it comes your way
1/6