Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica (but mostly bears), Illini, Cubs, you know, all the teams that win big and nothing bad ever happens to them.

Is this heaven? Ahhh... no.
Joined April 2009
Why didn't the Bears try to run any clock when they got the ball with 1:30 left in the first half? Stupid.
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Ditkanate retweeted
Retweet if you hate the Dodgers. Like if you hate the Dodgers.
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Me definitely not getting excited about the bears because it's only preseason.
The hot takes around this meme are room temp
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Wait what year am I in?
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I don't know what "vibe coding" is and at this point am afraid to ask. 👀
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Note to future self: Clean air fryer BEFORE reheating pizza when last air fried meal was filet of salmon.
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*sees Watto is trending* oh no, please God no. 😭😭😭
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Can we tell the #Bears the opening kickoff is actually halftime somehow?
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Is the opposite of the interim coach bump the interim coach dump? #Bears
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Was Caleb Williams drafted into the worst situation ever for a #1 overall pick? People are asking. #Bears
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Monkey coin fixes this.
JUST IN: 43 monkeys on the loose in 🇺🇲 South Carolina town after escaping from research lab
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Nixon Wings for Heisman
Your USC quarterback name is the sitting American president when you were born plus the last thing you bought. I’m Bush Record.
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Replying to @BrandonLboog
Never had a cup of coffee in my life.
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Justin Fields truthers explaining how he's actually great.
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THREAD: The #Bears just signed a dominant Canadian OL as a UDFA in British Columbia’s Theo Benedet.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary (well, Xtwitter remembered and reminded me, i don't really remember much about joining, other than thinking "sure what the hell, lets post about birds and food or whatever"
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Jesus must have, like, a lot of money. #SuperBowl2024
Your most used GIF is your reaction when WWIII breaks out…