The million calories I’ve just eaten for a Wisconsin Sunday breakfast can be offset by a large orange juice, right?

It would be ironic if the “Epping migrant s*x offender” fled the country.

You couldn’t make it up! Manhunt after asylum seeker jailed for Epping sexual assault mistakenly released from jail bbc.com/news/articles/cx2d5r…

Perfume advert! Is it that close to Christmas already?

La Voix’ “I can do it but I wanted to pretend I had a journey” might be the comedy line of 2025 #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

The IOPC are going to a have a field day, aren’t they?

Corbyn allies disappointed at row with Sultana over new party. Raisins will always be your true friend! bbc.com/news/articles/cj4ywy…

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Congress did its homework on Nigel Farage:

Is there anything louder than someone trying to hammer quietly on a Sunday morning?

Everyone loves of bank holiday competition. Here’s one for all you #AvGeeks out there. If you fancy winning a copy of my best-selling paperback, that launched this week, then get guessing. I have three of my personal copies to give to the closest number to the question posed. Good luck. #aviation #flying #pilot #military #Hercules #usaf #USNavy #usmarines

Waiting for a parcel delivery and beginning to realise just how many white vans visit the neighbourhood

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“You would tell me if I wore something that didn’t look right?” For the love of god, send help. I’m trapped

If you want to know the truth about Elon Musk, British journalist Ian Hislop nails him. I refuse to entertain anyone's delusions about Elon Musk that he cares about or is working to help anyone other than himself.

“It all needs eating”. We are at that stage.

#SantaTracker24. About to cross a busy airway, hope he plenty high enough.

/2 JB (Coleen) “sod that. I’ve got the school run, a whole load of footy kits to wash and our Wayne’s got me a new poem. Just throw the baddie in jail. Job’s a good ‘un” Bond theme tune plays

Oh goody it’s bonfire night. Again. Still.

Comet C/2023 A3 over Ripley Surrey. Just an iPhone 13 and a steadyish hand I guess.