Adam22 almost crashed out after getting rage baited for letting his wife sleep with other men 😭

If I vanish tomorrow, remember I begged the world with just a dot “.” If you're browsing, please leave a dot. It's just a dot.

Mind-blowing discovery 🤯

LOVE THE ENERGY BUT YOU LOOK HOMELESS FR

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

We go tag @IDF those ones no dey respect borders 😂

she no pray make she get money buy car.

What an irony! God must certainly have a sense of humor. Wasn’t it just a few weeks ago; a preacher declared that no man can speak for the body of Christ who doesn’t possess financial prowess? Now…. God has used the esteemed Rev. Ezekiel Dachomo to stand as a witness and the loudest voice for the people of God in the North of Nigeria.

Tattoo on her chest at 17. But she was naive and was groomed 😄

The amalgamation of 1914 was a terrible mistake. May the soul of Frederick Luggard eternally burn in hell for forcing us to share same geographical space with these philistinic people.

I no trust you, you fit wake up tomorrow say that Fork grape you cos it’s name rhymes with fvck

“Jesus is a Muslim”. Are you daft or just plain provocative? How can Jesus be a “Muslim” when Islam came 600 years AFTER Jesus died?

Girl

OR WHAT WILL YOU DO???

This guy was so prepared for fame, he just needed that click

Thunder fire both of you.

If you gay, just be gay and keep it moving don't worry about the rest of us

If a girl is crazy in love with you, better pray she has a job. And also a job that will take most of her time. If not, the number of calls and texts you will get in a day. Jesus of Nazareth! 🤣🤣🤣 And then when she’s around you. Them dey be like toddlers on high sugar 😩

Mohammed got it twisted with a tough, French White kid and learned quickly that it's not all poodles and croissants over there.

The minute you understand the history of British colonisation and the wider logic of imperialism is the minute you free yourself from the mental tyranny of artificial constructs like "tribe." Once you learn that the modern day "Yoruba," "Igbo" and "Hausa" identities are products of colonisation, and that there was in fact no such thing as a "Yoruba" or an "Igbo" people before the British created Nigeria (even the word "Yoruba" is an exonym that has no meaning in the language it describes), you finally understand the true extent and ugliness of what colonialism really was. It was an audacious social and economic engineering project on the kind of scale that only a paranoid delusional who thinks he is a god should even be able to conceive of. The idea was to convert these diverse groups of millions of free African peoples (who constantly opposed and fought against the British empire) into self-replicating imperial drones who would eternally fight each other for the temporary privilege of being the most favoured servants of the empire, without it occurring to them that they could band together and break free from the empire instead. Nothing was a coincidence. From their deliberate unbalancing of the tripartite ethnic power-sharing arrangement through the fraudulent census that counted more people in the Sahel than by the coast (the basis of Nigeria's everlasting population myth), to their use of the BBC World Service to brand the January 1966 putsch as an "Igbo coup," to their subtle and repeated use of Goodluck Jonathan's middle name (Azikiwe) on BBC Hausa and RFI Hausa during the 2011-2015 regime change operation...all of it was planned and deliberate. And once you understand that the biggest threat Nigeria actually faces comes from DC, Paris, London, and Brussels - not from any group of Nigerian idiots doing whatever idiocy they are doing - you gain a proper sense of perspective, and you grasp where you stand in the wider world. At that point, "tribalism" starts to resemble dog faeces to you, because you understand where it came from, what role it serves, and who actively maintains it - including the American bot farms that have created "Nigerian" accounts with matric number handles to fan the flames of ethnic conflict all over Nigerian social media since 2022. But I know that maybe like 50 people will even read this tweet this far because even though a Nigerian man will risk his life to scoop 50 litres of ka-boom-boom from a fallen petrol tanker, the sight of paragraphs is where he loses all motivation in life. At best the sorry blockhead will comment "Grok summarise this" in the comment section.