LockeKappa @Grande_Ben7

You know I don't speak Spanish Baxster.

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined June 2009
Putting Fiji water in your Keurig is basically the white equivalent of being hood rich.
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I wish all these boomerang videos would come back and smack their owners in the face.
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WestWorld must be a LARPers wet dream
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Kinda wish they didn't forget to cut out @TomCruise's step stool in the Jack Reacher fight scenes, killed the immersion for me. #reacharound
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oh so I'm some random number now?
agreed, I never thought that crappy show would last this long either. bozeNo
What did the fog say to the blade of grass? "I mist you so much."
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sorry to hear you're trapped in the year 2008 when that was a thing
What does a Shakespeare quote have to do with this photo of your ass? -Instagram
if you think I'm waiting 1 more seconds for my food, you're wrong.
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Megan Amram
 @meganamram
12 Jun 2016
These shootings keep happening, despite our worst efforts.
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You can tell exactly how bad a movie is going to be based off of how ridiculous John Travoltas facial hair is in the movie.
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sounds like white boy couldn't come to terms with his inability to jump
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why didn't he shoot P Diddy then?
it does cure hemorrhoids though, and also bleaches your asshole, 2 for 1 deal
no joke my mom says the same thing...we do live in Philly tho, so she's probably right
People need to apply the "No religion, race, or politics" in bars rule to....yeah, literally everywhere else also.
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THATS the thing you're embarrassed about in that photo......? #bozeNo #bozeD
wait, you're not a scene kid anymore? I have twitch clips that say otherwise
You'd think attractive women would have gotten together already and agreed they're gonna stop sleeping with Kevin James.
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