Facts. Republicans have not met a spiteful MAGA yet. They're about to though. Future elections state level. We're going blue just a a big fuck you to the establishment. We have nothing to lose. At their sloth rate, even generation Z doesn't stand a chance.
BREAKING: Congress will now schedule a future meeting
to maybe talk about possibly considering
doing the thing they could’ve done 50 years ago
but chose not to.
They’re banning insider trading,
right after they finish profiting from it,
filing the paperwork,
blaming the other party,
and scheduling another recess.
This isn’t a win.
This is a ritual dance on the bones of trust.
Every time they say “big win for America,”
check your pockets.
You just got looted in high-def by smiling mannequins
cosplaying as revolutionaries.
It’s not corruption anymore.
It’s choreography.