Good evening Unity Haven and all my fellow Patriots! Had to get one more buzz in before my break. Lets roll!
Oh yeah! MAGA JUST DROPPED THE BIGGEST MIC OF 2025! Listen up, patriots – after 40 EPIC days of the government on life support (longer than Biden’s brain on a good day), the Senate RINOs finally waved the white flag and REOPENED THE SWAMP! But hold the soy tears, libs – WE WON THIS ROUND HARDER THAN TRUMP WON 49 STATES!
🔥Here’s the deal straight from the Art of the Deal playbook:
Short-term CR till late January? That’s code for “Trump gets the keys in 72 days and starts firing Deep State clowns like it’s The Apprentice: DC Edition!” You’re fired!
Full funding for Ag/FDA? Hell yeah, keep feeding REAL Americans, not the 87,000 new IRS agents hunting your truck nuts!
🪖MilCon/VA? Vets FIRST, baby – unlike Kamala who couldn’t find the border with Google Maps and a seeing-eye dog.
🏛️Backpay for federal workers? Okay, fine, we’ll pay the janitors… but the DEI coordinators can Venmo request Satan. 😈
🖕Obamacare tax credits? Dems begged for a full-year bailout like crackheads at a pharmacy. We gave ‘em a “maybe vote in December” – that’s politician for “GO POUND SAND, CHUCK!”
🦏Moderate squishes like Thune, Shaheen, and Hassan brokered this “deal” faster than Liz Cheney flips on Trump. Traitor alert! Primary season starts TOMORROW, folks – we’re replacing these jelly-spined losers with ACTUAL America First warriors who’ll shut it down again in January and make it PERMANENT this time!
📈Stock futures? MOONING. Why? Because Wall Street knows: NO MORE BIDEN BAILOUTS. No green new scam. No funding for illegals’ five-star hotels. Just pure, grade-A, corn-fed WINNING!
MAGA SCOREBOARD:
Trump – 1,000,000
Swamp – STILL DRAINING
Dems – Crying in their oat-milk and soy lattes
Elon – Already memeing this into oblivion on X
Next shutdown in January? WE’RE BRINGING THE POPCORN, CHAINSAWS, AND DEPORTATION BUSES! Round 2 is gonna make this look like a warm-up lap. Who’s with me?! LET’S GOOOOOO!!!
That's all so far. We'll see how this plays out tomorrow. Have a great night! Stay safe, stay vigilant and head on a swivel! I'm off for the night.
God bless you MAGA, President Trump and our troops and God bless America!