tang ping my beautiful mice

What crash? ✈️🥳 ✊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡

Turns out there are snowflakes on Maui 😂 Still at least a million bucks overpriced. Heads up buyers, Haiku is the B&E capital of Maui… lockup yo shit! @modernonmaui

The chopper flew right in front of my house on the way south. Caught a great glimpse through my 25x binocs, could see the dudes in the back getting ready to go! In hindsight it all makes perfect sense

HFS! I watched this happening live on Flightradar24!! Didn’t realize what was going on at the time 😮 @SFJET147 ksbw.com/article/british-fig…

OMFG! Everytime the phone rings!! 2026 cannot come soon enough

"A crooked tree lives its own life, but a straight tree is turned into wood." —Chinese Proverb

I’ve had just as much as I can take of this bullshit! Trying to convince people to procreate is Antichrist adjacent. It is evil of the highest order, and must be identified for the blaspheme that it is

Fuck you @Novartis pieces of shit 🖕 I used to sleep thirty days in these contacts, now I can’t even close my eyes for thirty minutes. I hope it was worth it you cocksuckers. Twenty years I’ve been using this product! Never again will I purchase your crap! Lost yourself a customer with your bullshit redesign. Whatever you did.. Overpriced plastic dogshit.

Dammit! Brand new contact lens down the drain. One of the expensive ones too. Now what do I do with the left eye orphan? 😫 This is all to blame on Night&Day changing their formula to suck. Nevermind sleeping, you can’t even nap in them anymore. What the fuck Air Optix assholes

I will very much enjoy watching this story unfold @rohindhar auction.com/details/5404-wek…

Circa 2019 I made a New Year’s resolution to start saying yes. Yes to offers, and invitations, and opportunities. It lead to countless exhausting and uncomfortable situations with people and in places I really wasn’t into I have decided that 2026 will be my NO year. To family and friends, strangers and acquaintances… the answer will be NO. I’ve given of myself, life energy and treasure, for long enough. I’m taking next year off from trying to please others

SUPREMELY tempting! 🏄😎🤙 zillow.com/homedetails/4600A…

I’m usually very incredulous when it comes to climbers (social, political, entrepreneurial) invoking faith, and the word of Christ But watching @MrsErikaKirk today, I am wholly convinced she and Charlie are the real deal Two moments convinced me… •The comment on capital punishment regarding her ledger 🤌 •The ‘forgive them father’ moment 🫠🎯

So… the Oracle of Lana`i (aka richest man on earth) grows some absolutely CHRONIC greens 😋

Absolutely beautiful day for an open house tour at NAVFAC Pt. Sur! 🌞 And a great opportunity to pick up some swag 😎 @MikeyDiMercurio

😹 here kitty kitty 😹 Carmel Highlands 8•27•25 3:37am @ring

Seventeenth most expensive house in the United States ( Jamesedition.com )