As an swe autist pornstar, I can genuinely say I love trains in every sense of the word

Guys if you wanna ask me out, ask me to join your company and get coffee (7 yoe as swe btw, have done startups and big tech)

Ugh why didn’t you guys tell me that Ben orenstein guy was poly and annoying before I slid into his DMs

He asked to meet up again and I refused cause busy and now he’s *insisting*. I feel so valued 😍 as a woman and/or employee

I’m a little drunk Do you guys think it’s fine to pee in a cup in a WeMo?

Why my dog smell so good even when she just smells like dirt and pee

Whole thing’s kinda hot ngl. This might be how I start dating now. The tension, the plausible deniability, genius tbh

This went so many levels deep, I wish I could tell you guys the details, and after all of it ong I still don’t know

The “ambiguous coffee meeting that is either an interview or a date” situation in sf is out of control

I thought everyone was already doing this but apparently not, so I’ll share. You can set up an iOS Shortcut to open ChatGPT voice mode. I named my shortcut “question”. So now when I’m not near my phone I just say “hey siri, question” and then I’m talking to ChatGPT voice mode

What’s going on here? Am I gay? And why do poly people need their own market?

Asking for my loser friend btw

Do they have a Chinese peptide for loneliness yet?

I guess you winsome you lose some

i know so many people like this. parents give them money. they're also fat. don't try hard to get/keep a job. when i say something like "it's worth it to invest in a quality pair of jeans" they tell me "not everyone has the money for that 😒". but they party a lot and go to all the festivals. i'm speaking about at least 4 people i know with this one post

the mamdani win most go so hard if you're an underemployed trust fund girl who likes to have fun

Tbf I’ve only been on 2 dates so far. Dating’s agonizing. What do you mean I have to meet up with a guy I already know would sleep with me and there’s no chase, plausible deniability, or sexual tension

the hardest part about being a male founder.. in my experience is finding a girlfriend/partner that understands the short term gains that we are forgoing and the long-term optimization game that we are playing. most women expect to have most dates paid for, their vacations co-

I think I’m done dating guys over 30. They’re all dead behind the eyes and their voices are sad and exhausted. Anyways, back to dating 20-somethings (I never stopped)

God Bless America was written by a Jew.

No bitch is tryna begin her fitness journey when she’s sad and menstruating. But as soon as follicular hits she’s very receptive to it