Probably eating currently. Batteries not included. Sukalamink!

Dirty Jerzy
Joined April 2021
Let it be made abundantly clear: I have absofuckinglutely zero clue what I am doin’ on this app. Runnin’ on fumes, chaos and a Slim Jim.
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high as hell at this party and this dude just walked in...
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some dude who recognized me as Peacemaker said I was even more buff than John Cena which I know is a blatant lie but man I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get a like half chub happy Halloween
18 fucking innings in the World Series on the Monday night of my Halloween party is just something
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pro-tip: if you don't have olive oil, you can substitute it with chocolate fudge sauce
vanilla ice cream + extra virgin olive oil + flakey sea salt combination will change ur life
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He was so right it hurts
Tiktok is doing to NY what YouTube did to LA in 2009.
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Let’s get this bread and by bread I mean rosemary sourdough lightly toasted and drizzled in olive oil with black pepper sprinkled on top
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in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime
A bold crew disguised as construction workers stormed the Louvre in Paris, smashing cases and stealing priceless historic jewelry in a thrilling heist 🤯
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Im at the Chinese buffet by myself phone on 3% I never gave a fuckkkk
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I haven’t drank a smoothie in a while that’s why i’m all weird and fucked up in the head
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The more things change, the more they stay the same
iiipoints with the boys tn lfggggg
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I love bad bitches that’s my fuckin problem
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went to eat box and everyone knew me
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