OHHH VLADDY "THE SYRUP-SOAKED BLIMP" GUERRERO JR. 🤡😭💀🤣🫵 YOUR FRANCHISE POUTINE POSTER BOY JUST WATCHED THE WORLD SERIES SLIP THROUGH HIS MAPLE-GLAZED FINGERS IN EXTRA INNINGS WHEN FREEMAN’S MOONSHOT TURNED DODGER STADIUM INTO A CANADIAN FUNERAL PARLOUR 🤢😂 THE BLUE JAYS CHOKED HARDER THAN A TIMMIES LINE AT 3 A.M., VLADDY WADDLING AROUND THE BASES LIKE A PENGUIN ON ICE WHILE HIS GUT FLAPPED LIKE A FLAG OF SURRENDER—BRO NEEDED A FORKLIFT TO ROUND THIRD WITHOUT POPPING A BUTTON 🤡😭💀 THIS IS PEAK TORONTO TRAGEDY, GETTING WALKED-OFF BECAUSE YOUR "SLUGGER" CAN’T EVEN HUSTLE WITHOUT TRIGGERING A SEISMIC EVENT, BUILT LIKE A DOUBLE-DOUBLE WITH EXTRA BACON AND ZERO CLUTCH 🫵😹🥀 FREEMAN FEASTED ON THAT HANGING SLIDER WHILE VLADDY’S LEGS GAVE UP FASTER THAN A CANADIAN WINTER SUNSET—EH, BUDDY, YOUR DYNASTY DREAMS JUST GOT ICED HARDER THAN A FROZEN DONUT! 🍁💀🤣