Mr. Self-Distract. (He/Him) Settler. Cis. Living in Ontario. Southpaw. Mama's only son. Too sweet for my own good. @JayDeeExile@mstdn.ca, @jayinthesky .bsky.soc

Joined November 2010
“bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-nuk!" -James Joyce, Finnegan's Wake
When the CPC loses Rupa, you gotta know they took the yelly stuff too far this time.
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This is terrible. How will the city of New York fire department survive without his decades of experience in fire… what’s that? No experience at all? None? He’s a self described what?
NWS has issued a Freeze Warning for NYC from tonight into Tuesday morning. Temperatures will fall below 32° F and real-feel temperatures will fall into the 20s, which will damage or kill sensitive vegetation. This will mark the end of the growing season.
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The grifters sent this *this morning*
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God, once you start noticing the ChatGPT cadence it pops up in the weirdest places
If this is the so-called 'deal,' then I will be a no. That’s not a deal. It’s an unconditional surrender that abandons the 24 million Americans whose health care premiums are about to double.
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This is what letting the Overton Window slide over the past two decades has wrought
Billionaires do NOT become Rightwing. Leftwing Billionaires include: Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, Mark Zuckerberg, George Soros & Son, Larry Fink, etc.
This will sound kinda crazy but these monsters do possess aspects of conventional human attractiveness. If the mfer looked like the Gremlins, y’all would stomp kick them
Guillermo del Toro understands that women long for the beauty buried inside the monstrous
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Jesus the Panhandler by Timothy Schmalz outside the cleared encampment at St Stephen’s in the Fields
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if you’re cold, they’re cold. bring them inside
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Hmmm
First look at ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’, starring Taron Egerton and Jessica Henwick. The film is described as a comedy thriller set in the world of modern dating.
Amazing quote
SENATOR ANGUS KING: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work. It actually gave him more power."
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SENATOR ANGUS KING: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work. It actually gave him more power."
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lol the dems banned hemp products last night too
JUST IN: Our hemp ban language is IN That means delta-8 and all the other intoxicating hemp derivatives will soon be banned nationwide. This is a titanic victory for public health, safety, and, importantly, children across America harmed by these dangerous drugs. We @learnaboutsam have been hard at work on this for years. We will see it through.
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She is impressive! A normal parent would be very proud.
Replying to @JoyceCarolOates
The grown daughter he disowned radiates joy. She loves movies, music, dancing, fashion, modeling, reading, traveling the world, and exploring other cultures. She's witty, graceful & quite beautiful.
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apropos of nothing, here’s a photo of a young chuck schumer attending trump lawyer & confidante (& joe mccarthy associate) roy cohn’s birthday party at studio 54, in 1979
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Uh, that was the rest of the band -put it out after trying unsuccessfully to get Byrne to participate
kinda messed up how david byrne released an album called No Talking - Just Head but then again what can you expect from a male rock icon who is given infinite cultural capital by "woke" people after building an entire career off of ripping off black artists (remain in light)
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Pope investigating Russell Crowe
First he was a journalist investigating a priest and now he’s a priest investigating a pope. What could be next?
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Y’all have forgotten the ancient texts
Any discourse on this starts and ends with the reality that it is 2025 and we still don’t have one story of a man in love with a monstrous woman in mainstream media. Not one.