If this post gets 1 trillion likes, I will switch to Rust.

Oct 26, 2025 · 2:43 AM UTC

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We are now above the 4th root of the required number of likes. Dangerous territory!!
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I did my part, can’t way for you to embrace zero cost abstractions
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Don’t you want to be safe?
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Get ready to write rust in the year 4098
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bet
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Unfortunately Rust isn't that valuable than C
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1 trillion likes implies universal consensus. even then, the rust compiler still might question that switch.
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BASED
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Musk has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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There may actually be enough bots on this platform to make this happen.
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If this post gets 1 like, I will never ask again for an illicit Early Access zip file of The Language.
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What will be your new pronouns?
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by not liking this post, i am saving you from becoming a femboy
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I see so many people showing great solidarity by not liking this post. That's a trillion fellows you can trust.
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No I think identifying as a man suits you better.
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then we can add you to the protected class ** taps sign **
Lon()
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Oct 25
Rust developers are a protected class. Their defining trait is an inability to conjure novelty. We must allow them to rewrite every legacy system we once trusted. We must keep them gainfully employed fixing bugs they introduce in perpetuity. They must be protected.
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I’m not sure if you can play Rust on the switch, playing fast fps games on the switch makes my thumbs ache anyway
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Liking this post because this made me laugh but feeling bad about it lowkey because I am contributing to the 0% chance you will use Rust
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Even if all 5 ppl using rust like your post you are never going to have to switch ;)
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How much for zig?
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Purposefully not liking. For your sake.
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Not even Grok wants this to happen
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Liked it only because it will never happen. Hate it either way.
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liking to see you suffer
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But you want it's ergonomics
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For the future of tech and mankind, I will bookmark this
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How do you take away likes from a post?
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Does X even have trillion active users?
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1 mil was impossible. 1 billion was more impossible. Why 1 trillion?? Was there a thought that one of these thresholds had a momentum possibility?
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Liked. Afraid your Sokoban game gets delayed a decade due to the refactor, but I'm hyped for the lols
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How many for zig
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cargo add Jonathan
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Will you have blue hair, too?
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Bro likes will be completed but start with rust it's absolute fun! 🔥
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