Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. jortsandjean@gmail.com

Not Philadelphia
Joined December 2021
I am purring very loud because I love all of you.
AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts? bit.ly/3ytjsLC
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momb are you calling me in side for. Snacks or medicines. Cause my next step is really dependant on your answer
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I think all my spooky besties deserve some treats
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42 million Americans will stop receiving SNAP on Nov. 1, according to a new message from the USDA.
Federal agents shot two people during a violent and chaotic immigration abduction. That’s the actual headline here
US marshal and illegal immigrant both shot during ICE operation in LA trib.al/cSpibMs
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This video is fantastic. That’s money she could be spending on her dogs WAFFLE HOUSE
Waffle House workers are being charged for meals they don’t even eat AND can’t take home. 🍽️ If we’re not eating it, why take it out of our checks? That’s money for rent, pets, and bills, not deductions that just line Waffle House corporates pockets. #OrganizeTheSouth
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Relatable
Dandy has invented a fun new game. She learned to close the door when she goes in the bathroom. Then once she’s closed in, she simply meows and the door opens back up. Sometimes she has to meow a while. She’s still working on that part of it.
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I’m against ICE. Shouldn’t exist
No one’s against ICE or immigration enforcement. They’re against ICE being comprised of fascist high school bullies who couldn’t cut it in the military and think that shooting pastors in the head with plastic bullets, for no reason, is acceptable.
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Dandy is looking especially photogenic on her Post of Greeting today.
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not the giants [crying loudly]
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the amount of people blaming them for just...being outside
You’re walking your baby down the street. 74 degrees, sunny… one of those perfect early fall Chicago days. Then suddenly, smoke starts filling the air. You start coughing. Your baby starts screaming, choking, gasping for air. You realize… you’re caught in tear gas. The entire block is clouded. You’re pushing the stroller, trying to run, but you can’t get out fast enough. Your baby is in agony, and there’s nothing you can do. This is what it means to live in Chicago under an ICE invasion.
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Looks great, thanks for sharing
This is what ICE is dealing with in Chicago. Groups of people — mostly foreigners — follow their every movement, running red lights, honking their horns to warn illegals of their whereabouts and trying to box in their vehicles. It’s insurrectionist activity plain and simple.
Chase these Nazis out of every town. The people united will never be defeated.
SOUTHSIDE CHICAGO — Windy City residents run off immigration agents to save a man mid-abduction at 63rd and Kostner Ave.
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We're running dangerously low on cat food over here 🥲 if you're able to help us out with our wishlist, Chickpea would really appreciate it. As you can see, she is but skin and bones, and her emaciated body cannot afford to miss a meal amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/ZZ…
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this also holds for emergency medical care. you're bleeding out, how long do you want them to take to prove you're a citizen and should receive care?
The end of due process for immigrants is the end of due process for citizens. Few understand this.
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If one person starts yelling, it’s easy from there. Don’t be afraid to be the first person to start yelling at the nazi
this is so fucking cool. entire Psych 210 class at University of Washington chases and detains nazi loser who storms into their classroom and throws nazi salutes, yells "heil hitler," and calls everyone "[r-slur] degenerates"
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LMFAO
got accused of doing drugs on my second day of work just because i have a hand tremor i love working in a restaurant
It’s so weird there were many background screams in your zoom. Be polite, mute when you aren’t talking, and this won’t affect you
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baby formula sinking to the bottom of the ocean in international waters 60 nautical miles from the site of mass starvation. this shames the world
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Just incredible. The most outstanding example of direct action we have seen in our lifetimes. And in the face of a genocidal army. We should all take huge strength and inspiration
The Mikeno ship, which had lost its signal, appeared inside Gaza’s territorial waters about 9.3 miles from Gaza