Bro this is straight insanity, how the hell does a “suspicious white powder” package make it past security at Joint freaking Andrews, the same base that houses Air Force One, that’s not some Amazon delivery mistake, that’s a full-blown breach of national security, you got troops getting hospitalized inside a military base and we’re supposed to believe everything’s under control, hell no, this smells like either an inside job or a major foreign test run, and the fact that this even happened proves America’s enemies don’t fear us anymore, they’re poking the beast to see if it still bites, and right now the beast is half-asleep, someone better wake it up before this country gets embarrassed again.