no flags fly here / punk's #1 gatekeeper / I'll fill you with regret, it'll leave you numb / not on the debate team, get rekt
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lol, bought a luxury ticket to what will surely be a godawful Browns vs Jets game today for like 20% of the original cost. I probably have one of the smallest male asses on the planet and I get the wide seat today.
Fuck you world, I deserve this.
girlfriend requirements:
-fights evil my moonlight
-wins love by daylight
-never runs from a real fight
-never turns back on friends
-always there to defend
-someone on whom we can depend
Yall are really sharing a shitload of sad blue check losers I still haven't blocked. It's like the opposite of a honeypot but not entirely?
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for the love of god don’t join DSA. do anything else. smoke crack
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grubhub in nyc defaulting to halal food, can't even uncheck the box smh
And yes, I do think it's cool to celebrate the death of assholes. Celebrate mine when I'm dead. I won't care - I'll be dead.
I honestly kinda miss living in a time when I would've been excited by Cheney's death. Feels pretty meh in 2025.
Oh, you voted for Zohran? That's just great. What do you plan to do when he enacts Shakira Law, huh?!
"you're gonna have to get with the times with AI or get left behind" bitch I use winamp to run everything from radio to karaoke and you pay for shit I've been finding on soulseek for a quarter century... I can survive way better on way less, ya tech-codependent dipshit
Sorting through karaoke files and see there's some guy who did a song with Bieber called Bloodpop... for like 5 seconds I was all 'HAHAHAHA, BLOODPOOP?!" but no...