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Absolutely no lies told! 🎯💯

4 days out from my life-changing surgery, @Aetna has denied the appeal for my brain surgery. to be clear, when i signed up to aetna months ago, the coordinator had confirmed they would cover this surgery. then, a week ago, they said the surgery was too experimental/elective and denied coverage. we appealed. that appeal was just denied today. now, my neurosurgeon is trying to do a peer-to-peer consult with someone at aetna to explain why i need it so we don’t lose the surgery date on monday morning. aetna is not being responsive. this is sadistic and a violation of basic trust. please spread this so they can’t ignore it. they may not care if i live or die but people should know just what kind of company they’re dealing with. and please pray they are able to have a peer-to-peer consult with my neurosurgeon and have a change of heart.

You probably don't want us anywhere near a remodel

Marcy Borders, 28, was working on the 81st floor of the North Tower when Flight 11 crashed into the building on 9/11. Covered in toxic dust she took refuge in an office building after one of the World Trade Center towers collapsed. She died of stomach cancer in 2015 at the age of 42. Nobody cares how your aunt feels.

I’m so tired of hearing “Our grandparents could buy a house on one salary, but now we can’t even afford rent on two!” Yeah, because Grandma wasn’t blowin’ half her paycheck on $12 iced coffee and avocado toast, that’s why! Back then, if they wanted coffee, they made it at home. With grounds so strong it could remove rust. You didn’t drink it… you survived it. And Grandma wasn’t out there “brunchin’.” You think she had time for brunch? No! She was at home, cooking something called whatever’s left in the house. And don’t even bring up Uber Eats. These people today are crying about money while living in a 4-bedroom house with two SUVs, six streaming services, and matching sleeve tattoos. You think Grandpa had a tattoo? Yeah it said “Korea, 1951.” And it came with nightmares, not realitic shading. Oh, don’t even get me started on the kids. “We can’t make ends meet, but Brayden needs the new iPhone!” No, he doesn’t! You’re giving an $1100 phone to a kid who still eats glue and boogers. When we were kids, the family phone hung on the wall. It had a cord long enough to jump rope with, and if you wanted privacy, you had to go stand in the pantry. And somehow, we survived. And the TV? There was one. One. It was in the living room, and Dad controlled it. If he wanted to watch bowling, guess what? You liked bowling. Now every room’s got a 65-inch screen, the baby’s got an iPad, and you’re sitting there wondering why you can’t afford rent. Because you’re living like rappers, that’s why! Grandpa wasn’t out here leasing Teslas and buying $12 smoothies called “Detox Sunrise.” He was driving a truck that sounded like thunder and smelled like oil and cigarettes. They lived within their means. Whatever Grandpa’s paycheck bought, that’s what they had. They didn’t try to keep up with the Joneses. They were just trying to keep the fed and a roof over their heads. So yeah, Grandpa could buy a house on one salary. But he also didn’t have 47 subscriptions and emotional-support crystals. He had one support system, Grandma, who told him to suck it up and mow the yard. Now folks are broke, tired, and stressed… and it’s not because of inflation… it’s because y’all keep ordering tacos from DoorDash like you’re royalty. Wake up and smell the truth!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS WHY THE GOVERNMENT IS CURRENTLY SHUT DOWN⁉️ AOC is upset so the socialist wing of the Democratic Party is upset. We need the moderate Democrats to stand up to this BS‼️‼️

50 years ago today- Evel Knievel’s legendary and most-watched jump on ABC Wide World of Sports Ever - 14 Greyhound Buses at Kings Island #fullsend #evelknievel #anniversary #50years #wideworldofsports #legendary

Government Bureaucracy: It took the U.S. government 132 years to figure out every state could be written with just two letters. From 1831 to 1963 the Post Office kept revising abbreviations — some 3 letters, some 4 — until ZIP codes came along and forced them to save space. A century of committees… to spell “California” as “CA.” 🇺🇸💡

But you literally did make this up? She was asked if there were any other construction projects at the White House, and she answered that narrow question. You clipped all the context, so you could pretend she said something else.

It’s honestly too funny watching the people who called everything Nazism for years see a guy with a giant deaths head Nazi skull tattoo over his heart go “You know weirdly enough this is okay”

I have one word for all the Democrats who will, I hope, survive the White House Ballroom construction project: Heroes. Hang in there! You can do it!

This is awesome!

All the phonies clutching their pearls about the sanctity of @TheJusticeDept prior to this administration, can just sit down and shut up now that the sheer Constitutional carnage wrought by the Biden DOJ has been exposed. Hard to believe Merrick Garland was almost on SCOTUS!

OMG 😂

HOW A KNIGHT SEES THE WORLD

The Obama library will be an unassailable symbol of democracy and freedom, unassailable except one thermal exhaust port…

if indeed the staffers at "60 Minutes" genuinely believe the show is non-partisan and unbiased, then they should be retained as employees solely under the terms of the Americans With Disabilities Act.

Update: Number of kings roughly unchanged.

“We dropped the whole ‘no kings’ theme of the protest so as to not upset the monarchy” is so unbelievably funny