For centuries, scholars and commoners alike have all pondered one thing, “How will it all end”? Every religion has its own “End of days” stories. Even today, we look for signs, signals that prove what we believe to be true, prophecies. Every generation has foretold of “The end is near”, and every generation before now has been wrong. Today, as I type this on X, people are still searching for answers, looking for clues laid in the past, present, and even future for us to find now, in this time. What today says about us is that we are no different than those of the past. Our hopes and dreams are the same, as is our nightmares. We, as humans have lived in an existential quagmire since our inception, but our crisis is that of our own creation. Perhaps it is that the “End of days” tales come at the end of our Holy doctrines is why they are the ones so fresh in our minds, perhaps it’s us, trying to live inside such stories, to be a part of something that you’ve only read about in books. That is where we went wrong. Instead of needlessly craving to live vicariously through the tales of doom and despair, we should be craving to live in the glorious times, the times of feast, and of harmony. Live through the healing, not the pain. Live through the joy, not the suffering. But in all reality, if the End of days is truly near? What a time to be alive. 📸: the internet

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(In a Chinese accent) Here we eat pork. You no like ? You fuck off.

Wait. So the whole league only has one “real” cheerleader ?

White girls take that Rasta shit waaay too far

What if the earth is a snow globe ? That would explain why there is a worldwide treaty about Antarctica. Maybe Antarctica is the “base” of the snow globe, with all the mechanisms that keep the “world” working. And they don’t want Truman to find out he’s the star of a television show, because if he did he would probably want to get paid, so instead of paying him, he accidentally falls out of a window ? But then his friend Lisa starts complaining because she knew for a fact that Truman was on his meds and there is no way that he would ever commit suicide. But the cops are obviously paid off by the deep state, so they bury the story about a foot or so beneath Lisa’s body on the grounds of one of those estates in Nantucket, or maybe Outer Banks. Seriously, it’s a good question.

Today’s been rough fam, not gonna lie. My food stamps didn’t come through this morning so I didn’t have anything to trade for my crack cocaine with. These streets fitin to get ugly

Has the great food stamp war of 2025 started yet ?

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“The white liberal is the biggest enemy to mankind. The black democrat is his equal…” 🔥🔥🔥

All they need is a Swedish Chef and a Beaker. 😆

This fake black guy is retarded. #FinsUp

What does 143.9 even mean ? Is that a code for the mother ship transmissions ? Like a radio station? Oh, an arbitrary number the NFL decided to invent, no it wasn’t the league, it was some fucking nerd in his mom’s basement on a shitty duvet whacking off to statistics.

I’ve decided to throw my football loyalty to the wind and let these four votes ( if I’m lucky ) decide for me. Who’s my new favorite team ?

I’m sorry sir, but your DEI tenure just expired.

Hear me out

🚨 JUST IN: Kamala Harris is causing millions of Americans to cringe and be thankful she lost the 2024 election "Right. Like. I'm just like, F*CK IT! Hahaha!" *Even more cackling* "Hahaha! Don't ask the question with pretense!" 🤯🤯

All that rioting over George Floyd was for naught. Apparently, his life didn’t matter after all. #BLM 😆😂🤣

So, after a dozen years or so, we find out that black lives really didn’t matter at all.

Holy shit, this bitch has ET hands.