[THREAD] 🧵 The Phillies game just turned into a whole metaphor for America.

So the government raises prices with tariffs, calls it “patriotism,” then hands you a $2,000 check and tells you you’re winning. It’s not a dividend. It’s a refund from a bill you already paid. If the economy is “booming,” why does it need stimulus? If tariffs are “free money,” why did your groceries and rent go up first? If this is leadership, why does it look exactly like damage control? The math isn’t political. The math is the reveal.

Imagine a “cultural festival” where people throw human feces at each other… and the internet calls it “beautiful tradition” instead of “biohazard with drums.”

So here’s the real question: Are we documenting culture… or enabling stupidity and calling it anthropology for the algorithm?

Freedom of culture doesn’t mean freedom from consequences. Nature doesn’t care if it’s “heritage” — a virus is a virus, a pathogen is a pathogen.

At some point you gotta admit: not every tradition deserves respect. Some of them deserve a biohazard sticker and a CDC press conference.

We invented vaccines, sanitation systems, and wastewater treatment… just so we could circle all the way back to “let’s celebrate by throwing literal poop.”

And the people defending it online? They’d faint if their Starbucks bathroom didn’t have a soap dispenser.

This isn’t “exotic culture.” It’s the fastest way to contract E.coli, Hep A, Salmonella, and a lifetime subscription to antibiotics.

A YouTuber joins it for the clicks, walks out covered in bacteria, parasites, and God-knows-what — then drops $5,000 on medical tests just to find out if he’s dying or trending.

Power play. Trump builds a PAC to kneecap a GOP dissenter. Billionaires buy the hit-job. The platform owner claps from the VIP booth. Democrats wink. Republicans nod. We get theater—call it governance. Who’s actually running this circus? Not the voters. RT if you want receipts. 🔥 @realDonaldTrump @RepThomasMassie

Wild how the same people who cry about “free speech” suddenly turn into historians, demographers, and border-security experts every time they need a new villain. Notice the script: 1. Take a 100-year-old veteran. 2. Put words in his mouth he never actually said. 3. Blame Muslims, immigrants, “the left,” whoever… just don’t mention the conservative governments that ran the country for decades. If “white men built the country,” who shipped the jobs overseas? Who gutted unions? Who sent soldiers to wars for oil? Who froze wages while profits exploded? Hint: it wasn’t refugees or Muslims. It was the same GOP billionaires now pretending to care about “Western civilization.” Funny how the people screaming “they’re invading us” are the same ones begging Trump to let Saudi money buy American sports, land, and tech. The real invasion was corporate, not cultural. But blaming brown people is easier than blaming the donors who own your party.

Funny how conservatives suddenly “care” about veterans the second they can use them as a political prop. Where was all this love when: – Republicans voted **against** the PACT Act for poisoned vets? – Trump called fallen soldiers “suckers” and “losers”? – The GOP slashed VA funding while sending trillions to defense contractors? They don’t honor the people who fought. They just recycle their pain for clicks.

Funny how the “party of free speech” suddenly loves censorship when it’s denim and not drag. GQ begging a grown woman to apologize for a *jeans ad*… but the same crowd shrugs when Trump bans books, bullies judges, and threatens reporters. Reminder: They don’t hate “cancel culture.” They just want to be the ones doing the canceling. So who’s the snowflake again?

Funny how conservatives suddenly care about “luxury” when it’s Michelle Obama talking about hair and makeup… But when Trump spends MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars golfing, flying private, and repainting Air Force One to match his ego? Silence. Not a single “hard-working American” meltdown. They only get angry when a Black woman isn’t struggling the way they *want* her to. The hypocrisy isn’t subtle anymore — it’s the entire brand.

So the “Biden bribery scandal” that Fox & the GOP swore was *the crime of the century*… Turns out the key witness was a Trump-linked Russian intel asset who **admitted he made the whole thing up** — and now he’s suddenly “missing” from prison right before Trump can pardon him. Funny how every Republican “bombshell” somehow ends with: • fake evidence • a foreign operative • and Trump’s fingerprints all over it But yeah, tell me again how the “deep state” is the problem.