Can’t believe how lucky I got with Zohran’s election. My baby boy will enter daycare in March - just in time for it to be free once Zohran seizes the means of production 😮‍💨

Nov 5, 2025 · 2:23 PM UTC

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Wow this one really broke containment! I’ve been offline the past few hours waiting in a bread line at the city-run grocery store. Just got back with my half loaf
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Is this satire or are you serious? Just making sure you understand that someone has to pay for things to be “free”. Who do you think is going to pay?
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Free daycare has been great in Canada. Almost 5% of families that requested it have been able to get it!
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Why are you putting your child in day care at such an early age? Also with it being free… they are gonna hire the cheapest people possible. Is that who you want watching the most important thing in the world!?!
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You literally couldn't pay me to put the most important people in my life, my children, in a daycare that is government subsidized for 8-10 hours a day. She wants free daycare, she will suffer the consequences that come along with it. Unfortunately, her child will as well.
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Spoken like a true Marxist. “Once Zohran seizes the means of production.”
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I honestly can’t tell if this is parody or not.
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Replying to @Madeline_Zimm @onantisland
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Our kids now have a bright future. Growing up under communism, I can’t wait for the government to own the stores. What a joy!
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So you're okay with seizing something somebody else worked for and somebody else will have to provide that free labor? How does that work?
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Replying to @Madeline_Zimm @kdan4184
She better invest in headscarves, the Quran and Sharia Law.
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I love my children too much to drop them off at a free government daycare…. different cultures, different values… but mine aren’t for sale.
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Good luck darling. You will need it. Not today or tomorrow, but your child womd be free
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And you might get a new outfit...
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Bookmark this.
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@RemindMe_OfThis on April 1 2026
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I think you tricked the algorithm. It didn’t catch the satire so it amplified your “pro” Mamdani post. Good job! 😂
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I can’t believe how ignorant some people are! All they hear is free stuff! Free stuff! Free stuff! They don’t realize he doesn’t have control over so many of the things he says he will make free, or rent freezes, etc. Just a bunch of people who very likely don’t contribute much, if anything, to society, and don’t give a damn how it impacts a once mighty city.
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You better save up because it will not be free. Mark my words.
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None of the free stuff he promised is coming Karen except more Muslims lol 🤣
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Brave showing so much skin in her sharia home.
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Where NY is heading.
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Going to return here in March, and when it's not free remind you of this post
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Hahaha. Moms for Zohran don’t go full term.
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This has to be parody.
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🤌
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Replying to @Madeline_Zimm @rreactor
Yep, daycare will be "free". And worth exactly what you paid for it.
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Yep, you are lucky😵‍💫
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I think this is supposed to be a joke but do you get how weird this post is?
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