POV: you’re the conservative uncle at Thanksgiving
The Michael Knowles Show
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@BenDaviesActor way too excited about the cigar 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nov 26, 2024 · 11:28 PM UTC

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It’s a phallic metaphor
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Oral fixation
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Seems like he was pretty happy to have Knowles long thing stuck in his mouth
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Sometimes it’s just a cigar. Not here tho.
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He likes it when men stick phallic objects in his mouth
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"I'm giving my brother a sexual awakening, take that libtards!"
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I think it's because in the old Thanksgiving video Michael made, he was the "nephew" that enjoyed watching his family melt down. That was two years ago. Maybe the nephew is finally old enough for cigars?
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He's just excited to have something long in his mouth again
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Nope! I’ve had @cigarsmayflower before. His face is the appropriate response.
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😂😂😂😂
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I’m glad you tagged him, trying to figure out who he was! Seen his movies 😆
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That's his boyfriend. These weird gay closeted Trump fans - why do they think they're going to be spared during The Purge? They HAVE to know it's coming at some point, right?
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Nothing beats conservative tradition than having something that's 8 inches long and with a ton of girth sticking in your mouth
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Cuz it reminds him of smokin ANOTHER kind of "pipe" /jk
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Just like all the closeted republicans
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That was the best part
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He’s not gonna sleep with you, you can stop glazing
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If you had a poster of Joy Reid in the background, this would have been the most joyful Thanksgiving post I've ever seen in my life. Please do "I wish you a Merry Christmas" for Kamala Harris. "MERRY CHRISTMAS KAMALA! CAN YOU HEAR ME?🤣🤣🤣
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How does he taste in your opinion?
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He was thinking Bill Clinton.
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Cigars ARE pretty great
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he’s an expert when it comes to long hard things in his mouth