FLYOVER FIRST.
ARGENTINA SECOND.
NAPPING THIRD.
BALLROOM FOURTH.
RUSSIA FIFTH.
HOOKERS SIXTH.
GOLF SEVENTH.
QATAR EIGHT.
SOMETHING STUPID...
MAKING MONEY...
COMMITTING CRIMES...
SOMETHING STUPID WHILE MAKING MONEY AND COMMITTING CRIMES...
AMERICA LAST.
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, during the longest government shutdown in American history, Donald Trump is bragging about doing a flyover. Our President is a joke.