Grimace is a close personal friend of mine

Joined September 2009
woke up to 19 missed calls from my McDelivery guy
SOMEONE WAKE ME UP WHEN MY McDELIVERY ORDER IS HERE
SOMEONE WAKE ME UP WHEN MY McDELIVERY ORDER IS HERE
bring back ________ before 11.19.26
which end do u peel ur McNugget from?
im not an intern btw
ba da ba ba ba AHHHHHHH
someone just microwaved a Filet-O-Fish for lunch
found the perfect costume for my ex
buffalo ranch stans unite…there’s a new sauce in town
my buns hurt just looking at this
Kobeni...you had one job!
robblé robblé
*opens twitter* *sees broken ice cream machine tweet* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *sees someone used our trash can as decor* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *sees someone called me an intern again* *closes twitter*
hating on tomatoes when u dip everything in ketchup is wild behavior
6 episodes 25 Grimace family members 1 wacky adventure watch the full series now on YouTube
do u peel ur McNuggets or are u normal
about to hit a new PR
i have questions for ur brother
My brother stole a mcdonalds trash can for his house?????
not a glitch greg, its a historic landmark
I drove by a glitched out McDonalds today