If the government had a sandwich making program. 🤣🤣🤣

Oct 24, 2025 · 1:58 AM UTC

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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
Is that beyond meat, lactose free cheese on gluten free bread??
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That option costs more. 😂
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
Why is this so funny? 🤣
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Because it's accurate. 😂😂
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
This, but with no bread, meat or cheese. And you owe them $100 for the plate
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Dont forget the tip. 😂😂
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
There would be no meat nor cheese girl
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Oh, right, I forgot they're vegans. 😂😂
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
I see your bet and I raise you… Lol
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🤣🤣
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
This is impressive. The government couldn't pull this off.
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Ya, you're right.. 😂😂
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
And Laura Babcock would do entire show praising how much better the sandwich is being made this way…. Soothing 🤣
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She totally would. 🤣🤣
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
Where’s the butter 🧈?
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Thats too expensive. They would use margarine. 😂
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
Accurate.
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😂🤣😂🤣
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💀🤣
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😂🤣😂
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
Good one lol
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
How government works
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
No! More like this:
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
I imagine it more like this.👇
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981 @macruadhi
And to come up with that, the government would require a sandwich building committee of 15 and spend $4 million over three years to arrive at the conclusion.
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
Too much white bread..it needs to be more 'inclusive'. Also add a roll that identifies as a slice of bread as rolls are a marginalized group...need to have a team meeting about that ham too as that could offend vegans and muslims...and that's a blatantly white supremacist plate
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
The real funny thing is the Canadian government does have a sandwich making program (national school lunch program), and they haven’t even gotten this far!
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
I doubt they could make the sandwich prior to mould setting in.
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
Square meal?
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
Then they would hire consultants to figure out where to put the lettuce and mustard
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Replying to @MichelleLA1981
It does. We subsidize those products.
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