Northwest native, programmer at Microsoft.

Woodinville, WA
Joined September 2013
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I'm telling you, these Seahawk uniforms are far superior to anything else they have ever worn in their franchise history. And there is no close second.
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Moody skies, fall colors, and a roaring Snoqualmie Falls...quintessential fall in Western Washington! #wawx
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Most of my job is actually just improving observability. About 80% of perf problems are so drop dead obvious as to HOW to fix, but engineers actually have no idea that they’re even happening.
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Replying to @hashjenni
Zoomers have this attitude and wonder why they aren’t successful lmao
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This was just a knockout historic game seven of any World Series ever. Two great teams playing their hearts out, and honestly you could not be sure who was going to win until the very last double play. As good as it gets.
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Ok, it’s not funny but… Whoever made this wins the internet today! 🏆
My favorite costume from last night!!!
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lol you guys call that a brawl
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Whoever questioned Brennan at that conference deserves a medal
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What programming languages have you learned along the way that are now obsolete? For me, it's Ada, Prolog, VBScript... and maybe REXX if you count that!
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Snoqualmie Falls 📸 4PM yesterday VS 3PM today #wawx
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Babysitting my 4yo nephew.. Me: So did your mom tell you anything about what we should do today? Him: She said we can do anything except fight with swords. Me: Uhhuh, so what do you want to do? Him: Fight with swords!!! (Then we fought with swords. Don't tell my sister lmao)
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Quickly fixing other people's messes. That means when someone else's vital component has an issue, and you've never seen it before, you can parachute into the codebase, figure it out, brainstorm a fix on the whiteboard, code it, and get it working using whatever their dev stack is, and commit the fix by 4PM. The corollary to this are people who "are waiting on an email back".
The most valuable skill in tech?
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Visual Studio tip: When creating a method that returns json using a raw string literal add /* lang=json*/ Which is undocumented. If there is a syntax issue like a missing comma Visual Studio will flag it.
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Fascinating little Roebling device that is used to quickly calculate electrical wire resistance per foot, based on wire diameter. [📹 thedancherry]
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It’s happening
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Two type of Linux users
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🫨👻 Via: @Skratch
claude and I are taking a little break
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Can somebody lend me $189,000 to go to game 7 of the world series tomorrow?
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