Drinker of coffee. Talker of politics. Mother of dragons.

Dallas
Joined July 2008
How many jobs do you think have jumping as a key component?
Gender pay gap explained
Forget the issue, that donkey is the stuff of nightmares.
Democrats shouldn’t be picking our Republican nominees. It’s time to CLOSE THE PRIMARIES — Republicans should choose Republican candidates, and Democrats should choose theirs. Let’s protect our party and our principles. #txlege
Chair. Is art. But also not.
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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Paging @OKWildlifeDept Can I do this if I find one?
Marshmallow is just over 3-months-old! ❤️
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Great news for everyone who drinks water!
After last minute push, Prop 4 passing overwhelmingly in early vote 70 to 30 #txlege
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Honoring hotness is the highest calling of the Royals 🫡
Arise, Sir David Beckham. ✨ This morning at Windsor Castle, The King presented Sir David Beckham with a Knighthood for Services to Sport and to Charity.
I didn’t even know you could buy orange juice that wasn’t a frozen tube until I was in my 20s.
Millennials will never understand
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After two martinis
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"he does being a mini-horse, and he does it better than anyone" @nocontextpawnee
legendary airbnb find
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Karma is the painting on this tweet, coming straight home to me.
❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥EXCITING NEWS❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Proofs of #TxLege, Taylor’s version have FINALLY come back perfectly from my the print shop and are now entering print production!!! Appreciate yalls patience - sometimes it takes time to get it perfectly correct!
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Some man is trying to start yoga pants discourse when it is clearly “Halloween is evil” season on my fragile Christian masculinity calendar.
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Six seasons and a movie
This photo looks like a promo shot for a buddy comedy where a tourist accidentally helps the Pope escape the Vatican
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Andrea Coker retweeted
For those conservatives tweeting out McConnell’s fall today and mocking him - I’ve got some thoughts: if you just started paying attention to politics in the last 4 years I’ll give you grace because you don’t know what the rest of us do.
I read this far too sober.
How I came to see the “Great Feminization” as the most significant event of our century—and a potential threat to civilization. compactmag.com/article/the-g…
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Narrator: he did not regret it at all
We regret the typo, sort of - SB #txlege
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So many words and you picked these in this order.
Patrick Mahomes is expected to feed Rashee Rice a full load in his week 7 return.
They tried. Impossible.
Why does everyone force introverts to step out of their comfort zone and nobody forces extroverts to shut up for a little while?
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Andrea Coker retweeted
get me to gods country
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this is challengers for funny people
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If they were a normal couple, they would be BillAndHillary Clinton on Facebook #iykyk
When we got married 50 years ago, we had no idea how our lives would unfold. But one thing I knew for certain then, and still know now, is that I wanted to navigate the ups and downs and in-betweens with you. Happy anniversary, dear Bill.
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