- I won't insult you, but I'll say the truth. —When you're right and I'm wrong, I won't argue; I'll let you know.

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Joined May 2022
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"Why don't some people, especially men, feel special about their birthday anymore?" Because at some point in the past, they highly expected to feel like the most loved person on the day, but it turned out to be a reminder of how little they were loved.
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My late older brother once sent me a million to support my business. I called him to thank him. He told me that I shouldn't stop pushing myself and that I shouldn't hesitate to call him a fool, if he acted like one. That his help isn't buying my voice. He was a friend!
Replying to @iamklausenburg
You're too real boss
One-man. retweeted
We’ve all been there am I right!! Overly tired dads! 🤣🤣
Or 'What's the update?'
When I say “what’s up,” I don’t mean “how are you?” I mean why are you texting me? 😭
"You better become a beggar and stop trying to maintain integrity by seeking better ways to meet your needs." Yeah, thanks.
Stop pretending you have money and let people help you.
Many Nigerian politicians today start a "mandate song" for their leader, using the word "on." See this guy sha. 😂
If you are really good in English, start a sentence with “On”
Did you know: The most important thing to do after hearing funny noises in your car's engine compartment is to turn the music volume up? Now you know. 🤝🏾
My bio.
The smartest people I know all have this in common: They change their minds often. It’s not a weakness, being wishy-washy, or a sign of flaky beliefs. It’s proof that their ego doesn’t outrank new information. The goal isn't to be right, it's to get it right.
In simple English for those whose only way to interact with what they don't understand is to rain insults: The bar is too low if you don't judiciously confirm if the girl you're about to reach out to is worthy of your best lines and strength. Your laziness and unwillingness to do this are part of why you end up with terrible girls who eventually run rings around you and make you regret the day you ever made contact with them. This means you're to be too cautious and fairly certain about who she is before you present big and sizeable efforts, dressed up in words, to her. And if you must initiate contact with an utter stranger, I'll suggest you don't go 'all-in' at your first contact. This way, if she turns out to be dumb—as in the present matter in question—you won't be troubled. And if she turns out appealing, you can then ride it out for much longer before you throw the big gestures her way later on. But most of you guys are too used to getting 'quickies' so much that you end up being taken advantage of by ladies who are generally dumber than you guys. And in the case where you're not taken advantage of, the girl's response and carriage bring you an indelible amount of pain and regret—one that'd jolt you back to life, making you regret ever making such a grand entrance for a fool! You'll only end up being a clown, on her account. And any honorable man must avoid this. But for those with stiff necks, there's more disgrace ahead for them—and they won't escape it!
Except it's sarcasm--- Here, I think we have the first person to write "What’s an unpopularly 'FALSE AND DUMB' opinion that’ll have you like this?" Yay, she's a winner! 🙌🏽 🙌🏽 😂 I think we should create this category in honor of her. Right? 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
The women of this generation will make good mothers more than the women of past generation.
Just as established false teachers can be sometimes right—as a broken clock can be right twice a day—even people whose motives may be wrong can appear to say the right things and fight the right battles, only to eventually achieve their suspicious motives. Oselu can be tricky! Yes, but the people who let these thrive are those who have failed in doing the right thing, saying the right words, and having the right motives—and these kinds of people lack the credibility to point fingers at the one who, although might have the wrong motives, still says the right words and intends to do the right thing. However, frankly, both categories can't be trusted. Just that, the fact that one party at least does one thing right while the other fails at both, makes choosing the "lesser of two evils" appear appealing. But most prominently, both categories fail woefully in the one, important aspect that matters—they both have no credibility when it comes to good motives. And when it comes to choosing which is fairer between speaking the right words and having the right motives, having the right motives utterly dwarfs speaking the right words. The person with the right motives can learn to eventually use the right words and actions, while the one with the right words and actions but without the right motives is highly deceptive. "Worst of all, however, are those with the wrong words, wrong actions, and wrong motives—a trifecta of daunting hell and evil!" And between the Nigerian government and the USA, we know which one of them fits this worst category!
x.com/ManUtdHeritage/status/… I once mentioned to you guys that Carrick was on Bruno's level but ignorant folks tried to shut me down. You see the assist? Yeah, it was merely just another tool in Carrick's box.
Replying to @Ezu_nig
No!! He's not better than Carrick. And do you know what level Carrick was back then? He wasn't a starter until much later in his career. Bruno's good for today. They were great for their time!
Dumb people are life-threatening.
What's RAG DAY to you?
Why don’t Nigerians celebrate Halloween?
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Some old secondary classmate don’t deserve to be greeted😭😭 Got to my parents area and saw this one as I was in the bus and in excitement I shouted his full name🙊 Me: Kinikan yemiiiiii Him:- Lekki lekki how are you? Kilode woh Bo shey Tobi Me:- Gives a fake smile and thankfully my bus moved. Him:- proceeds to call me (didn’t know he still had my number sef) haaaa why are you not in the group chat yenyenyen and 20years anniversary is next year o. Me:- wow that’s amazing o, then we talked and talked. Him:- You are now very fat oo, well sha you have been fat since school days Me:- Cuts the call and block the number. This is the reason why some of you get ignored because your mouth runs anyhow 😒😒😒
Just check the comments and quotes to confirm if your fiancée, crush, or girlfriend is FOR or AGAINST. You're welcome, don't mention. 👍🏽
One pattern I’ve seen in paternity fraud cases: 90% of Nigerian men who find out the child isn’t theirs after a DNA test abandon the child. So, you spent years raising a child, built emotional bond, and now you want to throw away all that love and care? Law or no law, your moral obligation doesn’t disappear because the mother lied. Grow up.
When most people say, "I'm looking for love," they mostly mean, 'I'm looking to be loved.' Different.
Performative show of care plus emotional detachment = LOVE BOMBING.
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How deeply have you cared if you don't have any scars?
Observation no be crime. 🤷🏽‍♂️
The more dangerous the Area, the cheaper the rent 💔😂🤲🏾
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Someone said, "I love being home alone. I don't think something is wrong with me. I think something is wrong with everyone else." AND I AGREE. 😅