Comedy Writer | Business Intelligence & Data Analyst | Finding insights in spreadsheets & humor in life | Making data & society make sense

Joined August 2023
NYSC said if you get kidnapped, just relax and build a personal relationship with your captors 😭 This country will humble you😂😂
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NYSC said if you get kidnapped, just relax and build a personal relationship with your captors 😭 This country will humble you😂😂
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At the end of the day, life feels good when you learn to make yourself happy with little things
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Should we do C.G.P.A thread? 🤔
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in one word, how was y’all day?
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The new application link will be out soon. Get set, don’t reapply if you’ve applied before. Get ready.
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Never judge a bra by its cover. Rather put your hands inside and discover.
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Does deleting your text because the other person didn’t reply make you feel better 🌚🤔
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You wan buy bread on credit, you still dey ask if na today bread 😭😭 wow, healthy poor man.
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Life no hard like this before. But we move because wetin man go do? 💪🏽
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If na garri you get for house, soak am like that. Stop begging, it’s not good.
Replying to @Ekene094
Ekene come gimme money chop this night o 🥹🥹
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Not a regular day, thank God we survived 🙏 Mutual check !!! wetin I miss??
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Can someone please tell me what Danny were is saying here ?
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What would you do if your girlfriend did this to your car ?
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Mikel’s grand mum is preparing for his Birthday but she don forget say i be her pikin. God dey.
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My brother @gs_otis you are the best. Thank you for gifting this bald man🙏🏾🔥🫡
This man @gs_otis done shake my Aza. I first shock 😂. Thank you man. God bless you. Appreciate him for me @oku_yungx 🤲🏿.
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Which one be “driver small small I just enter uni”, so we wey no go school make him kpai us 🤧🤧
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Say hi if you secure your daily 2k
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“You wey your mama still dey feed” Na your mama go feed me before 😒
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Writing is so underrated, the way writers manipulate words is mind blowing. I mean how???
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How will a normal human being use the toilet and not flush who does that .
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