🪴 || Lawyer, Digital Sociologist, Storyteller ||🛟

Joined May 2013
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In Plain Sight: Episode 1 open.substack.com/pub/nkesi/… Please read, subscribe and share.
Why did my dad unprovoked tell me “remove your mind from anything husband”. 🤣🤣🤣
I deeply love my Dad, Top guy fr.
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I remember accompanying my uncle to visit his friend late last year. The topic of what I do came up, and I said I’m a travel content creator. He looked at me with pity and said “The job market is tough these days, but just keep trying” 😭😭😭
If I’m talking to any rich old Nigerian man about what I do, I just say I’m an artist and struggling. Even if I truly explain what I do, I’m still a struggling artist in their eyes
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Step by step recipe video. I hope you like it, or not! 🤭🖤
New recipe post - Eatin’ for the szn: Part 2 [French onion bacon & yaji pasta] open.substack.com/pub/heynig… ✨✨Read and subscribe✨✨
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648 locs to my name talk to me niceeeee 😌😌😌😌
current update my head is massive o chai
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Local man has bent the knee. We both knew we’d get married, so I played it cool like “no need for the proposal thing.” What she didn’t know was I had ideas. And a storyboard. A resplendent garden. A fake TikTok shoot. The genesis of a forever after. LFG! #ChidisTreasure ❤️😆💍
yesterday was kinda cute 🥰
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Putting in on 💖
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I usually don’t post my paintings here, but this painting is about what feminism feels like to me & this is the app where I feminist the most, so it feels right to share here Go see my latest work ‘Les Gardiennes des Fleurs’ showing at Art X Lagos booth 9
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The uber driver who almost killed me genuinely said he couldn’t see the traffic lights in the sun so he just “went for it” and he was kinda funny for that in hindsight 😂😂😂😂
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Congratulations @dede_ashiogwu Just got this to support you 😍
GUESS has arrived. The perfect gifts of the season Now available to shop exclusively at themix.ng/pages/guess To you, from GUESS.
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New recipe post - Eatin’ for the szn: Part 2 [French onion bacon & yaji pasta] open.substack.com/pub/heynig… ✨✨Read and subscribe✨✨
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A uni classmate of mine who was driving @UberNigeria to make a living got shot in the eye in Lagos two weeks ago by Armed Robbers, and he is currently struggling for his life. Im sharing this here to raise awareness and funds for him, as the surgery cost is crazy expensive, and I would appreciate any donations to help save his life. Insecurity in Lagos is at an all-time high, and @followlasg needs to do something about it so people can feel safe. Retweets Appreciate 🙏 Acc Name: Onaolapo Adedapo Edun OPAY Acc no: 9016617168
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I took my rescue dog to the groomer for the first time today. He kept looking at me to make sure that I hadn't left. He doesn't want to be abandoned again
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GUESS has arrived. The perfect gifts of the season Now available to shop exclusively at themix.ng/pages/guess To you, from GUESS.
Omo, one really got to be alert to keep up with the academic brouhaha.
Replying to @0x @imoteda
Thanks for clarifying that, I am, quite frankly, exhausted by the digital dramaturges who curate epistemologically vacuous click enticements, yet remain the algorithm’s most egregiously anointed beneficiaries.
Nic’s smile after Ola said she read it and wasn’t fucxing with it.🤭
mind u this “saying it bts” is the reason olandria ignored coco… it’s fine for him to shit on olandria and nic’s character w/o permission but he needs permission to apologise??? the north remembers
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