The nation is still reeling from Thursday's bombshell announcement that Lisa Marie Presley has filed for divorce from Michael Jackson. According to friends, the two were never a good match. She's more of a stay-at-home type, and he's more of a homosexual pedophile.

Dec 10, 2024 · 7:47 PM UTC

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i could listen to his michael jackson and OJ jokes all day
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I can make that happen!
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lol, held no punches. 😂
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His Michael Jackson jokes were the most savage. Lorne was worried NBC was going to get sued over those.
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You’ve been in fire this week. It’s like you’re rolling out the greatest hits. Which with Norm is a highly debated list. Dude has 1,000 jokes that could be top 5.
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If you scroll back a few days I said this was what I was going to do for December. All my favorite hits, one after another. So yeah I'm hitting you with all the big ones this month. And I have a really fun one lined up for first thing tomorrow. :)
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Studio Audience: [Gasp!]
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This one actually got a pretty good laugh. piped.video/watch?v=_Unck7yO…

Norm on MJ & Lisa Marie's Divorce 🤣👦🤐 | Saturday Night Live...

On SNL's Weekend Update, Norm Macdonald makes a joke about why Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley were never a good match and are now divorcing.#SNL #div...

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My favorite Jackson joke of his:
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Nah brah, pretty sure we’ve come to the conclusion MJ was a good person and innocent. Set up by the same elite perverts who are trying to destroy western civilization.
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When you think of savage When I think of savage
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While I absolutely disagree with the statement, Norm's delivery can make ANYTHING funny
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Good on Norm for keeping it realistic.
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This was top notch
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The fearlesss Norman MacDonald
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jrsantoriello still slays
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Norm was the last one who truly understood what update was supposed to be
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Welp. Got to follow this. Lol.
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Brutal!
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One of a kind for sure.
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😆😂🤣
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I remember this one - a classic! The punchline is gold!
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Hee Hee
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Back when SNL was funny
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That's one of the best
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Norm’s jokes stand the test of time!
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