Halal Hijinks: The AI-Generated Pork Prank: Restaurant Owner(Anjad): This is Anjad. Who’s this? Prankster: Assalamu alaikum. I’m calling from our new butchery company, and we were wondering if we could sponsor you and your halal cart. We’re really interested in everything you’re doing. Anjad: Absolutely. What’s your company’s name? Prankster: The company is called Halal Pork Baraka. Anjad: Halal… Bork? Prankster: Yes. These pigs are AI-generated halal pork. They’re actually Muslim—they took their shahada, fasted during Ramadan, and even went on Hajj. Anjad: What do you mean? Bork fasting? Where do you get these ideas from? This is haram. Don’t call me again, or I’ll close your business. Prankster: Insha’Allah, we’ll work together. The pork is halal. Anjad: No. Haram. Don’t say that again. You’ll go down for this. Prankster: Sir, our founder is the first queer imam from Israel. Anjad: I don’t want your number in my phone again. Leave me alone. Prankster: Can I send you samples? Anjad: I don’t want anything from you. Haram. Islam. Leave me alone. Prankster: Our imam, Yasin, discovered a way to make the pork halal. Anjad: No. This is not true. We are 100% halal. Don’t bring this idea to me again. Insha’Allah, you and your team go.