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Joined December 2019
We have lost thousands of followers for supporting Charlie Kirk and calling out the left lunatics. We feel like we just took out the garbage 💯
Thoughts on the Internet Invitational so far?
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Full-court putt to win a car 💯👏 Putt of the year 🔥
$96 for 2 transfusions? 🤔 (Via ig / hlesco)
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“I’m not going to drink too much this round.” Hole 13:
Solid jab by @PaigeSpiranac 🔥
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The look you give the guy working in the pro shop when he’s being a dick for literally no reason:
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Tour Golf has decided to NOT hire Mark Sanchez.
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150 yard par 3. Driver. Ace. Unreal. (Via ig / macbouchergolf)
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Rory drove a 394 yard par 4 and mumbled “Bryson could never.”
New York City under Zohran Mamdani:
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How much money would you have to be paid to live in New York City?
“I promise I’ll keep my composure this round.” The round:
You win $1 Million if you succeed. You have to pick Option A or Option B. Option A: Make a 10 foot putt, dead straight. Option B: Hit the green from 165 out. No wind. Regular green. Which one are you choosing?
There’s no chance this dude can hit a golf ball past 200 yards. New York City is screwed.
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So you’re saying there’s a chance
BREAKING: Today marks one year since Trump’s Presidential win 7% chance he wins a third term in 2028
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An Ace on 17 at TPC Sawgrass is what dreams are made of 💯👏 (Via ig/ jwvhooser)
LIV Golf is expanding from 54 holes to 72 holes for their tournaments next year. One PGA player remarked, “That’s like the WNBA adding more time to their games. It won’t make a difference. Nobody will care.”