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 @Papa_Ibeji

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 @Papa_Ibeji
May 31
Thank you @ChelseaFC legend @edou_mendy_ 🇸🇳 and all the best in the new venture! 🙏🏿
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Couldn’t have asked for better first night in Lagos 🔥
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Morocco is the most fake Muslim country because how did they let Ayrra Star shot that video 🔥
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North Africans haven’t gotten the memo that Diamond is cancelled 🤦🏿‍♂️
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So in Nigeria you can just hire armed policemen to drive you around (mobile police/MOPOL) for $25 a day? How long before this is a thing in Kenya 😭😭😭
KDF wamenipunguzia black tax mbili. Absolutely refused to bribe anyone even na 1 shilling. Sometimes merit just works.
So closing a cross-border deal in Kenya now requires an EAC Competition Authority approval in addition to Kenya’s Competition Authority and the COMESA Competition Authority? What kind of lazy rent seeking is this @wa_mutegi @MugambiNandi @kenyanpundit?
Orange man has really fucked up my personal portfolio and my work portfolio this year; sigh! When does the US govt shutdown end?
Zohran has run one of the best ever campaigns in modern history. You have to pity anyone running against him for NYC mayor and for President in future. Special.
matt @mattxiv
Nov 2
so it’s 1am and zohran just showed up at the gay bar
Boire du vin bon marché à Paris ce week-end 🇫🇷
Picking up your folks from the airport is a top tier feeling…
The flavour of food in Greece makes you hate Western Europe
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Cameroon may actually have a new President in Issa Tchiroma. Long overdue 🇨🇲
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Luhya men deserve dowry🔥
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I may look ok but deep down I just want to be in Madrid or Colombia again dancing to reggaeton 🔥
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Kenyan girls be all over the world doing random shit well. I stan 🙌🏿
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Love that these guys only stock Kenyan and Ethiopian coffee. Gen Z can’t relate with the tiny bottle 🤦🏿‍♂️
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Women really put their lives on the line to make us dads. Mad respect.
THE HAWKER ERRANDS HH🇰🇪 @_Wanyonyi1
Sep 10
Friends. Yesterday we welcomed a beautiful baby girl but my partner ended up in ICU. BLOOD APPEAL!! O Negative at Kenyatta national Hospital. Please help save a life. 0723579013 is my number if you need transport. Thank you in advance.
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Lmao just been getting refunds this week wtf. Had double paid Sh78K at Sir Henry’s in Aug
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Few Kenyans know: 1. You can go straight from undergrad to a PhD in the US 2. US PhDs are fully funded so you don’t even need a scholarship 3. You make good $$ as a PhD student in the US. (I used to get ~$5K a month as a grad student) Nigerians clocked this eons ago.
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